Author: Johnny Goodtimes

NCAA bows to pressure from goodtimes

untitled.bmp In a surprise decision, the NCAA ceded to the demands of Johnny Goodtimes and rescheduled the St. Joe’s game on Thursday night. With the game scheduled for 7:30 p.m., officials were contacted by Goodtimes, who had a quizzo scheduled for 8 at the Good Dog. “It was one of those things where you make adjustments just to stay on the right side of a megastar like Goodtimes,” said NCAA president Myles Brand. “We piss him off, and the next thing you know, nobody’s watching this little tournament of ours.” The game was moved to 9:50 p.m., just when quizzo should be ending.

We’re Number One!

Picture 010.jpg After the devastating losses of three consecutive NFC title games, Philadelphians can finally raise their heads up high again-We’re #1! We’re the ugliest people in America! Nobody, and I mean nobody, is any uglier than we are! Well, I mean you guys are. Johnny was voted by the same publication to be “sexiest quizzo host in america” (have you seen the new moustache?) We also tend to be extremely unfriendly. Well, just for that, the magazine who did this stupid survey can go f*** itself. And as far as most stylish goes, we finished near the bottom their, too. Well, I feel like I dropped the ball on that one. As Philly’s style ambassador, I feel like my winter collection was a little weak. I promise to step it up in the spring time. (P.S. The above photo captures the best of both worlds-the ugly, unfriendly jerks who kicked me out of a certain “historic” bar on New Years Day. Did you really think I was going to let that die? Did you?)

Johnny Goes to Flower Show; Isn’t Pansy

pansy.bmp Johnny Goodtimes went to the flower show on Saturday, but that doesn’t mean that he’s some sort of sissy, reports from Chinatown indicate. “There were a lot of other men there,” said Johnny, though critics were quick to point out that most of them were either married or at the very least had a date. Johnny went on to say that he’ll probably have pansies in his garden this year, but that he isn’t one. “I mean, yeah, I get my ass kicked a lot, but I usually get a couple of lucky shots in here and there.”

The top ten Winners!

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Here they are: The top ten winners since we started keeping records at the start of September.

Rank Team Name Wins Home Court
1 S2 10 O’Neals
2 Jams 9 Rendezvous
3 Team Hater 8 O’Neals
4 Would You w/ a Goat 7 The Bards
5 Western Omelette 6 The Bards
  Missing Heads 6 Black Sheep
7 W.T.F. 5 Black Sheep
8 Broad Street Bullies 4 Rendezvous
9 Troy McClure’s 4 Doc Watson’s
10 Numerous Teams are tied 3  

The List

If you see your name on this list, it means that you have contacted me and are interested in attending the party. Admission is free, and drinks are free from 10-12. If you are interested in attending, but have not contacted me yet or do not see your name on the list, please do so immediately!

Jason Sl.
Ignatio T.
Yasemin A.
Karen S.
John Y.
Mike
Heather
Darrin
Franklin
Johnny
Ignatio T.
Yasemin A.
Karen S.
John Y.
Mike
Heather
Darrin
Franklin
Johnny
Sarah
M. Hunsey
Darla
Carmen
Elena
jeremy
Alison Miller
Paige Coleman
Ann Price
Ignatio T.
Yasemin A.
Karen S.
John Y.
Mike
Heather
Darrin
Franklin
Johnny
Angie
Dave S.
Ksenia P
Chris F.
Brian G.
Meg F.
Ernie
Christian
Rita
Mary Lou
Heather
Stephen
Katy B.
Erin G.
Christina R.
Patrick W
Miranda G
Alberto G
Jay
Paris M.
Jackie M.
Shane T.
jason m.
alyssa
joe g.
jessie +1
adam
art E.
peggy n.
mark f.
george s.
kelly b
reid b.
karen l.
lisa p.
jessica c.
jennifer p.
derek c.
dan w.

All Entries Up Tomorrow

Just to let everyone know, all results and announcements will be up on the website on Thursday, including announcements of his upcoming comedy show and new quizzo starting soon! Also, be sure to contact me about the party if you haven’t already so I can put you on the list (free entrance and drinks if you are on the list.)