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Philadelphia got named 2nd fattest city in the country by Men’s Fitness magazine, which I would not have believed had I not gone to Walmart on Delaware Ave. yesterday. It was there that I saw like four people riding around in those carts to shop, not because they were old or handicapped, but because they were just too damn fat to walk. Don’t worry, gang, motorized carts will burn off those pounds in no time.
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Stupidest Political Quotes of 2004
Story o’ the Day
This is incredible! Some teenage kid called Donovan McNabb, said he was James Thrash and that he was in trouble and needed $600, and McNabb wired him the money!!! I mean, I could see Donovan helping out Deuce if he needed cash, but not Thrash.
Link O’ the Day
This guy has listed his top 100 rap songs of all time. I have put my top 10 underneath in the comments section. Feel free to list your own faves, and tell me what you wanna see less of in 2005 on the message board.
Question of the Week
The Starland Vocal Band won a Grammy for Best New Artist in 1976, due almost entirely to the success of what song?
Story of the Day
My man Dan Gross dropped a bombshell today; Tonya Harding will be boxing in Essington later this month!!! Johnny will let you miss quizzo that night if you can show me a note proving that you were at Harding’s boxing match. Oh, and here’s Tonya’s official website.
Question of the Week
What is Shediac, New Brunswick known as?
Roll of quarters rolls, deals with tragedy
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The Roll of Quarters was able to finally win a contest after a number of second place finishes, but one of the members of their team, Chester Longfellow, froze to death midway through the third round.
Christmas Quiz
Take the X-Mas quiz!
Best Title for an X-Mas Porn Movie?
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What would be the most clever title for a Christmas porn movie? Somebody last night at the Bards said it would be “The Twelve Inches of Christmas.” Whoever comes up with the most clever title, I’ll buy a beer for after the new year. Be sure to include your email address when you fill out an answer, so I can contact you if you win.