Philly still phat!

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Philadelphia got named 2nd fattest city in the country by Men’s Fitness magazine, which I would not have believed had I not gone to Walmart on Delaware Ave. yesterday. It was there that I saw like four people riding around in those carts to shop, not because they were old or handicapped, but because they were just too damn fat to walk. Don’t worry, gang, motorized carts will burn off those pounds in no time.