Boston Blasted by Bitter Bobby Badtimes

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First of all, I wanted to say hello to all twelve Pats fans who made it down to Philorida. And I wanted to congratulate Sportscenter for rounding up another twenty Floridians and paying them $20 apiece to pretend that they were Pats fans for their post game roundup, so the set wouldn’t be completely silent. You Bostonians support your team almost as much as Oakland supports the Golden State Warriors! Way to go!

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Goodtimes Celebrates Birthday, Parade Planned

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In yet another display of unbridled hubris, Johnny Goodtimes has decided to announce on his website that today is his birthday. Goodtimes, who starves for attention more than anyone else (ok, except for Bono), also would like to let the people know that there is a parade planned on Tuesday in celebration of Johnny’s big day. “It’s not finalized yet,” said Johnny. “There’s a few minor details to be worked out, but if it does come together, we’re expecting about a million people.”

What’s the Haps on the Craps?

Hey dudes. Here’s a couple of kool (with a k) things going on tommorrow night. Photographer and quizzo player Mike Persico will be showing some of his photos in a first Friday appearance at B’Sheihu on 13th and Sansom at 7:00 p.m. Later, there is a great comedy show taking place at World Cafe Live. (I’m not just shilling for those guys b/c they let me do Quizzo Bowl there! Seriously!) Dennis Horan, who is one of my favorite comedians in Philly, will be joined by Coleman Green, John Kensil and others at World Cafe at 10:00 p.m. And what’s even kooler? Tix are only $10 each, and all proceeds go to aid tsunami victims!

No offense, but…

I think I told you about the quizzo meetup group a couple of weeks ago. Well, this one guy joined and included in his bio , “Haven’t played much in Philly, but was city-wide champ in Atlanta.” What, city wide quizzo champ in Atlanta? That’s like saying, “Yeah, I play basketball for the Hawks. We’re the city wide champs of Atlanta.” Sorry, but I got about as much respect for Atlanta quizzo as I do for an Atlanta cheesesteak.