New Way To Leave Comments

Hey everyone, we’ve implemented a new comments system at johnnygoodtimes.com.

It is through a company named Disqus. The new system should be faster, more reliable and spam-proof.

You don’t have to register with Disqus if you don’t want to, but as they say, membership has its advantages, namely one place you can go to where you can find all your comment threads. Also you could subscribe to a thread and have replies emailed to you.

Around the Horn, brought to you by Erin Gray

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-It was 96 years ago today that the French noticed something. “Hey, wasn’t there a picture of a lady where that empty frame is now?” Except they said it in French: “Perdon moi, parlez vous un pictorio de femme en la framerie?”

Here’s the latest from Trivia Art. Did he really think that the Independence Brew Pub was helping us get ahead at anything?

-If I ever rubbed an old lamp and a genie popped out, I’d wish for the same thing I woulda wished for as a kid: a time machine. (Of course, if I ever rubbed an old lamp, I’d probably just get a hand rash.) Anyways, scientists are saying that time travel will be possible in the future. But wait, if time travel is possible in the future, why aren’t any of those time travelers here now? They probably all went to the 20s, when the booze was flowin’ and the girls were easy.

-Hey, Philly just won an honorable mention for best tasting tap water! Get that ticker tape ready, it’s time to celebrate!

Some Random Numbers

Some random Numbers from JohnnyGoodtimes.com.
2,874 – Number a pageviews in the last month for a post about the pornstar Houston sleeping with 620 men in a day.

3 – Number of visitors from Egypt. One of whom found the site by the search term sex + pizza.

80 – Number of people visiting JohnnyGoodtimes.com looking for Jam Master Sean.

86 – Number of times people asked JohnnyGoodtimes.com if Anton Ohno is gay.