What was the name of Frank Zappa’s backup band?
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Jams Win (Repped by B-Day Boy Dennis Rodman)
This actor, who later played the principal in Sabrina The Teenage Witch, played the boss in Mr. Mom. Who is he?
Sofa Kingdom Wins
Who was the female star of Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead?
Dorksided Wins at O’Neals
Who had a hit with the song, “Mama Told Me Not to Come”?
Around the Horn, brought to you by Erin Gray
-It was 96 years ago today that the French noticed something. “Hey, wasn’t there a picture of a lady where that empty frame is now?” Except they said it in French: “Perdon moi, parlez vous un pictorio de femme en la framerie?”
–Here’s the latest from Trivia Art. Did he really think that the Independence Brew Pub was helping us get ahead at anything?
-If I ever rubbed an old lamp and a genie popped out, I’d wish for the same thing I woulda wished for as a kid: a time machine. (Of course, if I ever rubbed an old lamp, I’d probably just get a hand rash.) Anyways, scientists are saying that time travel will be possible in the future. But wait, if time travel is possible in the future, why aren’t any of those time travelers here now? They probably all went to the 20s, when the booze was flowin’ and the girls were easy.
-Hey, Philly just won an honorable mention for best tasting tap water! Get that ticker tape ready, it’s time to celebrate!
Question of the week
In what state did the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum open in 1997?
Some Random Numbers
Some random Numbers from JohnnyGoodtimes.com.
2,874 – Number a pageviews in the last month for a post about the pornstar Houston sleeping with 620 men in a day.
3 – Number of visitors from Egypt. One of whom found the site by the search term sex + pizza.
80 – Number of people visiting JohnnyGoodtimes.com looking for Jam Master Sean.
86 – Number of times people asked JohnnyGoodtimes.com if Anton Ohno is gay.
BREAKING:::…
Johnny Goodtimes’ world headquarters spared in G-Ho Blaze.
The Johnny Goodtimes World Headquarters has been spared as favorable winds prevented JGTHQ from going up in the three-alarm blaze that saw several homes opposite his abode heavily damaged.
Video of the blaze
QB3 Final Scores and Standings!!!
Alright gang, QB3 Scores Just click here to see how your team finished!
Kingdom Reigns Supreme!
The Sofa Kingdom won Quizzo Bowl 3 on Saturday night, in a match filled with intrigue, heartbreak, and controversy. Of course, there was more than just quizzo, as we had a ukelele player, a human pretzel, burlesque dancers, and a jazz band (the Kenny Gates Trio) that absolutely ripped it. Oh, and then there was Flashdance. Please feel free to leave your thoughts and recollections below, and I will be back on Monday with a full recap of the festivities and final scores of all of the teams. We got some great pics, but if you got any photos of the event PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE email them to me, so we can put all of them together in the same place. Thanks!!!