What is French Fry Thursday? There is only way one to find out. Play quizzo tonight at the Ugly American at 8 p.m. and the Bards at 10:15 p.m. In addition to French Fry Thursday, I got free t-shirts to give away at Bards. Hope to see ya tonight!
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Old Philly Postcards: The Divine Lorraine
I suspect just about everyone Philadelphia knows about the Divine Lorraine, the spectacular building found on North Broad Street. It has been written about extensively, has inspired poetry, is photographed regularly by urban explorers, and it seems like the City Paper does a tribute every year or so. Hell, it’s even got its own facebook page. But most of what has been written about the Divine Lorraine seems to have been written about Father Divine, who purchased the building in 1948 and is undoubtedly a fascinating figure in Philadelphia history. But since so much has been written on the Lorraine in the years it was owned by Father Divine, I’ve decided to focus on the first 50 years of the Hotel, because a) that’s when the postcard was taken b) it is a cool and underappreciated part of its history and c) because this is my website, so I can do whatever I damn well please.
Apparently, there was a lot of money in Philadelphia in the 1890s, as it seems like all of the grand hotels I’ve been writing about in the past week were erected in within a ten year period. Interesting, seeing as this all occurred right after the Panic of 1893. The architect for the building was Willis G. Hale, an interesting fellow who married up to both join the upper class and ensure himself numerous commissions from Philly’s rich and famous. On his architectural style, the best bio I found on him said this: A follower of the High Victorian Gothic school, Hale was an architect without precedent. He built during the post-civil war era, a time known for its flamboyance, its over-complication and its overwhelming presence. Although he was certainly influenced by his mentors Sloan and MacArthur and his better-know peer, Frank Furness, Hale was an eclectic original.
Shortly after his completion of the Divine Lorraine, however, the Victorian style he used fell out of favor and there was a pronounced backlash, sort of like disco.
Willis Hale died in Philadelphia on August 29, 1907 completely penniless and out of favor in the architectural community. His achievements in the field were wholly disregarded and he was seen as a fleeting oddity, who no one would much miss. Unfortunately, public interest has never quite swayed back toward Willis Hale. There is little published information about his life and work and most of his buildings that were not reabsorbed for more modern uses have been torn down.
Ironically, at the time he died penniless, people staying in the spectacular building he had designed were among the most wealthy in the United States. The nouveau riche moved to North Philadelphia, and when their friends came to visit, they rented rooms at the glorious Hotel Lorraine (the “Divine” was not added until Father Divine bought the building), which featured modern amenities such as electricity and telephones. Though it was opened as luxury apartments, for reasons I cannot quite ascertain after studying it online, the Lorraine was converted into a luxury hotel only about 6 years after opening, and was a luxury hotel at the time of Hale’s passing.
According to the postcard, rooms were $2.00 and had 360 rooms, but there is no postmark, so I’m not sure when the postcard came out. The GM at the time was one Mr. Chas. Duffy and Fred L. Scholl was the Resident Manager. I’m prety sure they’re dead now. They’re not on facebook.
A great source of the Lorraine’s early history can be found in the book Broad Street North and South. I highly encourage you to a) buy this book and b) check out the awesome photos it has of the Lorraine in the early 20th century. OK, BE READY TO TOTALLY TRIP OUT BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME. Check out the photo of the Cafe Lorraine (below), which according to the book, “had a six piece orchestra that played from 6:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. and starting at 9 p.m., had a cabaret and dancing.” Then you can compare it with the photo below it, which I am fairly confident is the exact same room (There were two 10th floor cafes, but I believe this is the same one).
Want something even trippier? Check out this urban explorer’s video of this same room, set to piano music, and watch it while looking at the old black and white photo. Too cool. Another cool video is this one, which shows the view from the roof. As for the Lorraine’s current status? Hard to say. It was slated to be renovated for apartments for your professionals and was partially gutted, but those plans seem to have stalled and now it’s unknown what will happen to the beloved building. Here’s some discussion about its future on phillyspeaks.
RELATED: When we are looking for great photos regarding Philly’s architecture, the first place we always turn is phillyskyline.com. The pics on there of the inside of the Divine Lorraine don’t disappoint, (Though we must say that we are a little sad that B-Love, the man behind the website, called it quits last week.)
The 2nd Annual JGT Bad Writing Contest: Christmas Edition
Many of you may remember how much fun we had last year with the Alf Landon Bad Writing Competition. Well we’re doing it again this year, with the Bad Christmas Novel Competition. Here’s how it’s going to work. It can be one short sentence or up to 75 words, as long as it creates the worst opening possible to a Christmas tale. It can be about the Baby Jesus, about Ol’ Saint Nick, heck it can be about Alf Landon’s fruitcake for all I care. Just make it funny and bad. Really, really bad. Worst opening paragraph will win a $20 gift certificate to the Sidecar Bar and Grille, a free t-shirt courtesy of our friends at phillyphaitful.com, and a large bottle of Sly Fox Christmas Ale. Just post your entry below in the comments by next Tuesday at Noon, at which time I will select the worst ten and put them up for a vote. You must fill out a valid email address in the comments or I won’t be able to contact you if you win. Therefore people who don’t submit an email address won’t be eligible to win. No, I won’t be selling your email info to some major corporation that specializes in teeth whitening or penile enlargement. I am way too lazy to do something like that. I’ll get us started with my submission.
There was no way that Santa could have known that the Soviets were going to attack. As he looked around a bombed-out workshop filled with tiny, lifeless bodies, though, that served as little consolation.
Get crackin, and may the worst writer win!
NOTE: I can’t accept submissions that are too graphic. Sorry, but my grandmom reads this site for heaven’s sake.
Postcards from the Edge of Time
In case you missed it last week, I bought some 100 year old postcards of old Philadelphia landmarks and decided to do research on the buildings on the front of them. There is some very cool stuff here.
This is the best one. The history of the Divine Lorraine.
The Quizzo Power Rankings Are Back!
Due to numerous cancellations with the Phillies, holidays, etc, it has been hard to build enough consistency to really pull off a power rankings. We seem to finally be moving forward enough to get some rankings up (which will of course be derailed by the Christmas holiday, but such is life.) Here are our top ten heading into this week.
- Steak Em Up. (Bards) Controversy notwithstanding, the Steak Em Ups have proven unbeatable. That being said, they have agreed to split up the team somewhat starting this week.
- Ivan the Trivial. (O’Neals) Four straight wins at O’Neals. These guys are one away from having a bounty on their heads.
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. (Ugly American) Winners of 8 of the last 9 at the Ugly American, I would really like to see them develop a rivalry with someone. Any good team that becomes regulars at the Ugly American will instantly be a viable rival, whether it be Duane’s World or the Ruptured Appendix.
- The Jams. (Locust Rendezvous) Two straight 2nd place finishes, but before that they had won 7 straight.
- Duane’s World. (Black Sheep) One first place and four 2nd places in the past 5 weeks. This team is starting to remind me of the Atlanta Braves of the 1990s.
- The Savage Ear. (O’Neals) Four straight 2nd places. This team is starting to remind me of he Buffalo Bills of the 1990s.
- Quiz on Your Face. (Rendezvous) Big win for the Faces this past week at the Rendezvous. Good to see that the Jams finally have a rival.
- 1022. (Rendezvous) These guys have been coming up big lately at the Vous as well. The addition of new team members has made this crew one to keep an eye on.
- Catdog. (Black Sheep)An impressive win this past week. This is a very streaky team. Will they get hot before the holidays?
- Why Can’t Us? (Ugly American) The only team to knock off the Diabetics in the past 3 months, this team is two players away from being a potent force. Time to hit the recruiting trail!
Question of the Week
Old Philly Postcards: The Hotel Walton
One of the classiest hotels in Philadelphia at the turn of the 20th century was the brand new Hotel Walton. For a little background, we go to one of our favorite blogs, the one at Phillyhistory.org: The Hotel Walton, located on the southeast corner of Broad Street and Locust Street, opened in February 1896 and incorporated the Hotel Metropole, an earlier establishment on the same site. Upon its completion, the hotel featured a ladies’ restaurant, a gentlemen’s café, several parlors, a banquet hall, and 400 guest rooms (200 of which had separate baths). The hotel would eventually be known as the John Bartram Hotel before being demolished in the 1960s.
I stumbled onto a treasure trove of info about the Hotel here. Clumsy to maneuver, it is a paper written by the National Park Service on a typewriter many years ago and later uploaded onto the Web. Major thanks to whoever scanned it in.
The architect of the Hotel Walton was Angus Wade, who also designed the Hotel Hanover, the Bingham Hotel, and the Hotel Rittenhouse, all spectacular structures that no longer stand (The Hotel Rittenhouse is not the Rittenhouse Hotel, but rather a hotel that was at 21st and Chestnut.) Poor Angus. He did perhaps also design the still standing Carriage House, now a B&B near Penn on 46th Street, though there are no good photos of it on their website.
Am I rambling on about a guy named Angus? Where was I? Ah yes, the Hotel Walton. There was a hotel called the Hotel Metropole at that address but the Hotel Walton incorporated it as part of the much larger Hotel Walton. It opened in February of 1896, and the paper includes the coolest thing I’ve found yet while researching these hotels: a Public Ledger article about the opening written on February 13, 1896. Here is the opening to the story, and a full description of the hotel is offered after the jump:
“Thousands of People thronged the new Hotel Walton from roof to basement last evening, on the occasion of its formal opening, when a scene of brilliancy was presented which has seldom been equalled in this city. The event served a two-fold purpose, as it not only showed off the magnificence of this new hostelry, but gave an opportunity for the gentler sex to display their new midwinter gowns.”
How did it get the name Walton? That info comes to us in the next article in the typewritten paper, which is actually from a year earlier:
Robert Goulet was the original owner?!! Oh wait, nevermind, it’s Goelet, not Goulet. My bad. Anyways, I bet his son was an insuffereable, obnoxious punk about having that Hotel named after him. When he was in his early 20s, I bet he constantly bragged to women that he was the namesake of the Hotel Walton, but I bet the women blew him off anyway, because he was so annoying about it. I bet our boy Angus couldn’t stand the little punk, but kept up appearances when he came around, just so Robert Goulet Goelet wouldn’t get mad.
In 1946, the Hotel Walton went into bankruptcy. I suspect the spoiled rotten little brat who the hotel was named after spent all of the money on fast cars and easy women, but I am completely making that up and not basing it on any “facts” or “research”. Nonetheless, it went into bankruptcy in 1946 and reopened as the John Bartram Hotel in 1946. It was torn down in 1966. Ok, for a real treat, after the jump I’ll tell you where to find a bunch of pictures of the Hotel, what the postcards said, and post the entire 1896 description of the Hotel when it opened.
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Not only a day of infamy, but a day of supreme failure by the US, as the American military was caught completely flat footed, thinking that if the Japanese attacked, it would be on the Phillipines, not on Pearl Harbor. As with most major events in US history, there are plenty of conspiracy theorists. In this case, the conspiracists think that FDR was well aware of the impending attack, but did nothing about it. But there is another Roosevelt family connection to the attack. There was a very interesting piece in yesterday’s NY Times about how Teddy Roosevelt’s dealings with the Japanese in 1905 played a part in why we were attacked 36 years later.
RELATED: An eyewitness account from a man aboard the USS Arizona.
Top Finishers on the Eastern Shore
Allen Iverson Haiku Contest
Hey kids, just a heads up that we have a very cool contest going on over at iSportacus. We have teamed up with Phillyfaithful.com to give a sweet new AI t-shirt to the winner of our Allen Iverson haiku contest. To get in on the contest, click here and post your haiku in the comments section, and may the best haiku win.






