Advice From JGT: A Thrift Store Christmas

thriftIt’s not often that I offer advice, because, quite frankly, if you find yourself taking advice from a 34 year old quizmaster, you probably have some major issues. But I’m going to offer you advice this holiday season, and you’ll thank me for it later. Last Christmas, my family decided that we were tired of trying to find the “perfect gift” for everyone, fighting through huge crowds, dealing with the stress of making sure that the gift you gave was same price bracket as what they got you, etc. So instead we decided to make it a thrift store Christmas. It was so unbelievably awesome that I doubt we ever go back. The deal was this: You could either purchase your gifts at a thrift store or make a gift. Here is why is makes Christmas so much better:

There are no crowds. You want to do some relaxing shopping during the holiday season? Visit a thrift store. Everybody is so convinced that they need to get everyone something still in the plastic that nobody shops at thrift stores the week before Christmas. Instead of long lines and cranky cashiers who have been dealing with thousands of people all day, you have a bunch of people who are more than happy to help the few people in the store.

Good for the environment. You know the old motto, Reduce-Reuse-Recycle. When you shop at a thrift store, you’re doing all three. When you buy new gifts, you’re doing none. 

Usually spending money for a good cause. Most thrift stores donate a large portion of their proceeds toward charity. Wal-Mart donates their proceeds toward crushing the opposition. 

Save money. This one is a no-brainer. Second half stuff obviously costs a lot less. Oftentimes the gifts are still in the original package but was never used. That’s how I scored a brand new juicer for $8 last year. 

Better gifts. I’ll be honest, the gifts I got last year were the coolest and most fun gifts I’ve gotten since I was a kid. Books, board games, clothes, a juicer, and plenty of gag gifts. Much cooler than a gift card from Barnes and Noble. 

Less stress. You spent $30 on gifts and your sister-in-law spent $20. Who cares? And really, who knows? The price on things costs different things at different thrift stores, so it’s impossible to tell who spent more on who, leading to no embarrassment when you buy your sister in law a $400 LCD TV and she buys you a new tie. 

Since we were also allowed to make something, I made a few family videos out of old family photos. And don’t worry, my little niece still got plenty of new toys. It was just the big kids who exchanged slightly used merchandise. And had the best Christmas we’ve had in probably 20 years.

Former Owner of the Khyber is a Terrorist

khyberHere’s one I somehow missed a few weeks ago. Turns out that one of the terrorists involved in the attacks on India last year, David Headley, was the son of the former owner of the Khyber Pass, now known as the Khyber. This bit in the New York Times is about Headley’s mother: She arrived back in Philadelphia, friends said, in the early 1970s, taking different office jobs and dating wealthy suitors until one of them lent her money to buy an old bar. She turned it into the Khyber Pass, decorated with billowing Afghan wedding tents and stocked with exotic beers…Ms. Headley tried to help her son straighten out his life. In 1985, she put him in charge of the Khyber Pass, but he proved to be such a poor manager that they lost the bar a couple of years later, friends of the family said.

I suppose there is no better time than now to tell you about Chip and my Christmas Show, the Chip Chantry Attack on Christmas. It will be at the Khyber this Monday at 8:00 p.m., as numerous comedians will be performing Christmas skits and videos for their shot at fabulous prizes, and we’ll be having an ugliest Christmas sweater competition as well. Finally, a fun Christmas show in a former terrorist breeding ground!

Gimbel vs. Gimbel

gimbelsHere’s something I stumbled across a couple of days ago that I thought was pretty cool. It’s a 1935 piece about the Gimbel family in TIME magazine. 

President Bernard, most popular of the Gimbel clan, is friend to Gene Tunney and lesser celebrities, spends leisure hours entertaining richly on his Port Chester, N. Y. estate. Cousin Richard, no socialite, expresses himself by pride in his four children and by collecting the works of Edgar Allan Poe whose cottage on Brandywine Street he endowed and refurnished. Between Cousin Bernard and Cousin Richard bad feeling has long existed.

Quizzo News and Notes

jgtlogo5An interesting week last week. Steak Em Up finally lost on a Tuesday, the Satan’s Minions were one away from perfection, and some new kids on the block took the Jams down to the wire. French Fry Thursday was a success-sort of. Kind of funny that when I arrived for our first ever French Fry Thursday, the kitchen at the Ugly American wasn’t working due to a gas problem. Oh well, we gave ate pizza and gave away beer, which certainly didn’t lead to any complaints. French Fry Thursday is back on this week. With French Fries!

As for holiday questions, there will be a few this week, but saving most of them for next week. I’ll keep you updated on holiday scheduling soon.

JGT Power Rankings

  1. powerranksSteak Em Up. Split with a win and a loss this week. They maintain the #1 spot, but the QCS rankings are a lot closer than they were last week. Last week #1
  2. Ivan the Trivial. They’ve won five in a row, and they now have a Bounty on their heads. An impressive performance this week and a loss by the Steak, and this team could hop into the One spot. Last week: #2.
  3. Satan’s Minions. Wow. They only miss one question (They didn’t answer Philly Inquirer as one of the top 10 circulated papers) and score a 117. Their ranking comes as a bit of a disappointment howerver. Howard was hoping they would be ranked #8. Last week: NR
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. They’ve now won 9 out of 10 at the Ugly American. This is a juggernaut. Last week: #3
  5. The Jams. They win, but barely. A one point win at the Vous over a team of brash upstarts. Will this be the start of yet another Jams run? Last week: #4
  6. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion. They weren’t happy about being left out of the power rankings last week, and came out with something to prove on Tuesday, delivering a smackdown to Steak Em Up. They’re happy now. Last week: NR.
  7. Duane’s World. 3rd Place at Black Sheep and 2nd Place at Ugly American. They’re like the Sixers: Always in the running, but lately they’ve just had a tough time landing a win.  (Jon E., I made an NBA reference just for you.) Last week: #5
  8. The Savage Ear. Shorthanded this past week, they still managed to finish 2nd. More importantly, Pam quit wearing sweatpants. Last week: #6.
  9. Why Can’t Us. Pick up Palestra Jon and fall by 5 measly points to the Diabetics. I like the addition of PJ on this team. I think it’s a good fit, and if he continues to play there, I think this team could really shock the Diabetics. Last week: #10.
  10. Axis of Evil Knieval. Lost by 4 to Steak Em Up on Thursday. This team with a storied past has a promising future. Last week: NR

Also receiving votes: Quiz on Your Face, Tiger Woods Mistresses, 1022, Catdog, Unusual Suspects, Jersey Shore is Greatest Cultural Achievment in US History, Limo’s in the Shop

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Hitler is Red Hot Right Now

Picture 2According to the Yahoo “Pulse”, Hitler is #7 right now, between Taylor Swift and Tracy McGrady, which leads to the obvious question: “Why in the hell are people talking about Tracy McGrady?” He’s going to be in the All-Star game, that’s why. I think Hitler is in the top 10 because Tiger asked him to take his name off his voicemail.

Happy Birthday Doug Kenney, the Man Who Was Killed By Caddyshack

dougkenneyAlways find something interesting when looking through the daily birthdays. Today I came across Doug Kenney, a comedy legend who was the top of his game right before my time. He was one of the three creators of National Lampoon, then sold it for millions and got into movies. He co-authored the immortal Animal House, then produced and co-wrote Caddyshack. Though today thought of as a comedy classic, at the time it opened to negative reviews, and Kenney got deeply depressed, and also started getting heavily into drugs. Weeks later, he died under mysterious circumstances in Hawaii. It remains a mystery whether he jumped or fell off a 40 foot cliff. Here is an article about his life on ESPN.com, of all places.