See Kids, This is What Happens When You Talk on Your Phone in The Loo

A guy in France got his arm trapped in a train toilet when he tried to fish his phone out of it: The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm. “He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off,” said Benoit Gigou, a witness to the man’s plight.

Probably a Rays fan.

Pics of Last Weeks Winners

Wow, by some miracle I actually made it to Games 3 and 4. They were both incredible, though Game 3 might have been a biot more memorable because it was such an incredible game. Man, I am so exhausted. I feel like I played in those games. Details forthcoming. In the meantime, I’ll get to posting pics of last weeks winners in just a few. Beneath them will be questions about the Phillies. One guess per person.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Home Field Advantage

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O’NEALS

  1. No Regular Numb 96
  2. Why’s The Rum Gone? 86
  3. Young Old and Restless 85
  4. Tampa is the Insightly Growth on America’s Junk 66
  5. I Dig Pigs 57

BARDS

  1. Sexually Attracted to Fire 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 109
  3. Hurtin Bombs 96
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 91
  5. Nick is Mad Old 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Duane’s World 101
  2. Western Omelette 97
  3. JGTF 93
  4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 92
  5. Mean Green Mother From Outer Space 88

GOOD DOG

  1. Steve’s Anticipatory Gash 112
  2. Outpost Awesome 81
  3. Underachievers 66
  4. Our Score is Based on the Gold Standard 42

Match of the Week

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Only four quizzes this week, thanks to that damn baseball team and their “Earthwide Competition”. Another blowout at the Good Dog, but classics at both the Bards and the Vous. Gotta give the Bards game of the week status, though. Sexually Attracted to Fire eeked out a 111-109 win over the Sofa Kingdom, as the Kingdom got the first 38 questions correct, but missed the last two to allow the Fire to cool them off. There were also a couple of Kingdom members on the Western Omelette team that fell to pieces late at the Vous on Wednesday, missing three of the final four questions to fall to Duane’s World 101-97. The choke was on the Kingdom this week.

Phils Thoughts

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My apologies to the people I sent “Rays in Five” texts to last night. But this RISP situation is causing me to lose my mind. Also doing that was the buffoon who was umpiring last night. Way to come up small in the big game, you clown. Thing is, even with their lack of clutch hitting and the umpire conspiring against them, the Phils coulda won that game. Myers was solid if not spectacular. He gave up 3 earned runs, which would have been 2 if it wasn’t for the joker calling balls and strikes. Jayson Werth’s error was huge. But in the end, we come out of Tampa exactly the way we wanted to: tied 1-1. And keep in mind, these hitters have never seen Jamie Moyer. And how exciting is it that a 46 year old is getting ready to pitch his first World Series game? After the sloppiness of the first two games, I expect a classic in Game 3. But keep in mind, I am always wrong about everything when it comes to this team (thus no hesitation to send a “Rays in 5” text message), so don’t take that one to the bank. Also, good news. I did not wear my lucky shirt last night, so it was no surprise that they lost. I will be wearing it tomorrow night. So rest easy.

Toughest Questions From last Week

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  1. This famous American poet wrote a novel in 1922 called the enormous room, about being in prison in France in WWI.
  2. In a deck of cards, who is known as the Suicide King, for the way his sword is held?
  3. What did the self proclaimed World’s Sexiest Pro Cheerleader Krazy George Henderson claim to have invented in October of 1981?
  4. Shane Victorino was born in the town of Wailuku on which Hawaiian Island?
  5. The capital of what country is Portuguese for “I see a hill”?
  6. Lascaux in france and Altamira in spain are both famous for their what?
  7. Four in hand and pratt are two of the four what?
  8. Jamie Moyer is the oldest player on the Phils. Who are the only other two Phillies born in the 1960s?

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