Dispatch from the Wing Bowl

Here’s my latest in the Metro. The hate mail has already started.

Sorry you were not intellectually stimulated at the Wingbowl. If you don’t like beer, wings and ‘wrists’ then why would you even attend?

You seem to think you are above everybody else in attendance, yet you claim you stayed up all night drinking like an ignorant frat boy…!?

By the way, the wing eating actually last 30 minutes, not 15 as you state. Get over yourself.

Hopefully there’s more to come. (Please feel free to leave me hate mail in the comments section below.)

Swap Shoppin’

The guy over at That Blue Yak regularly listens to “Ron’s Swap Shop”, a radio show hosted by the self proclaimed “Sultan of Swap” Ron McNeil (right) on an AM station out in West Chester, and his descriptions of the show are hilarious. They have to get streaming radio on their website! I’m from a small town that has a swap shop show, and I once heard a guy call in trying to sell a Go-cart “that got pretty smashed up when I ran it into a wall last week”. Anyways, I just took a look at the website for the Swap Shop on WESR, the radio station near me, and I found that people were trying to buy or sell the following items in the past couple of weeks. I swear I am not making these up:

Free: old bricks in Cape Charles

Looking for a hood for a ’73 Chevy pickup

Looking to trade deer antlers!!!!

Electric breast pump $25

Looking to buy large rabbits

Looking for someone to trap muskrats

Free 42″ screen tv. Does not work.

Because who couldn’t use some old bricks, a tv that doesn’t work, or a used breast pump? And I really wish I knew the story behind the trading of the deer antlers. Was the guy hoping to impress some people with bigger antlers than he had? Or did his wife tell him that the antlers on the wall were too big, and he needed to downsize? Also, don’t bother calling the one guy if you have medium sized rabbits. Large rabbits only! Finally, I love that someone got so fed up with the dang muskrats that they decided to do something about it…and that something was calling Swap Shop.

JGT Going to Be Crowned

JGT finally gets to be crowned this morning. Needless to say, he is very excited.”Not sure why they wanted to crown me at a dentist office, but hey, that’s irrelevant,” said the quizmaster. “I’m just glad that all of my hard work is being recognized and that this crown will cement my status as the King of Quizzo. Pretty heady stuff.”

Toughest Questions From Last Week

When this was invented in 1950, it was known as Lazy Bones.
Before it became a part of the US,Guam belonged to what country?
What team did Tom Coughlin coach before coaching the Giants?
The inventor of the electric battery had an appropriate name. He also isolated methane gas. Who was he?
In what movie would you hear the question, “Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe closet?”
What quarterback threw for 6 touchdowns in a Super Bowl?
What state would you be calling if you dialed a 808 area code?
Who was the last Presidential candidate not affiliated with either the Democratic or Republican party to win electoral votes in a general election?
The world’s largest casino recently opened on this island, ironically governed by communist country.
The soundtrack of this 1960s film has sold over 21 million copies worldwide.

Answers after the jump.

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Everybody on the Website Week!

I know that some of you kids play almost every week and have still never gotten the glory that goes with appearing on one of the ~~least~~ most popular websites in the area. So this week, let’s remedy that. Gonna post pics of all of ya. So be sure to wear your finest looking vines or your most ridiculous outfit, cause baby, you’re gonna be in pictures!

Holy Freaking Damn!

I am sooooo tempted by this:

AMERICAN GLADIATORS SEASON TWO
OPEN CALL: NEW YORK CITY, NY
Saturday, February 9, 2008
10:00am – 4:00pm

Crunch Fitness – 38th St.
144 West 38th St.
New York, NY 10018
www.crunch.com

OPEN CALLS
You must come in workout attire and appropriate footwear to be considered. You will be tested on your physical ability in areas such as strength, speed, balance and agility. We recommend bringing a workout towel and water with you to the open call.

* Please bring a non-returnable photo of yourself with a completed Application to the open call.
* Open call lines will begin forming 2 hours before the start time. Please do not line up prior to that time.
* Time is limited and there is no guarantee that everyone will be seen – so please arrive early.

Greatest Ever?

Question of the Week

This movie marked both Michelle Pfeiffer and Tony Danza’s film debuts.

Currently on Wikipedia

I swear I did not do this, but this is currently on the wikipedia page for the Philadelphia 76ers:
In the first round, Philadelphia upset the gay Orlando Magic, three games to one, before being swept by the Indiana Pacers. But they pretty thouroughly kicked the living s*** out of the gay Magic, a team that was expected to make the NBA finals…A rumored trade to the Los Angeles Clippers fell through, but a complicated four-team deal that would’ve seen Iverson sent to the greatest f****** city in all the world..Detroit was agreed upon, only to see it dissolve due to salary cap problems.

Specter? I don’t even know her!

Larry Kane defends Arlen Specter’s decision to go after the NFL in the Spygate case. I agree. I can’t believe the NFL is getting off scott free for burning the tapes related to the case. What if baseball had destroyed all of the evidence of steroid use three years ago? There would have been a national outrage. So why does the NFL get off scott free? But wait, D-Mac goes Donspiracist style and finds a conspiracy theory behind Specter’s doings. “Hmmm, intriguing,” I say, stroking my beard and smoking my corncob pipe.