The tri-state regions most prestigious quizzo event is BACK! Quizzo Bowl XVIII is going down on February 4th! Here’s everything you need to know about the Grandaddy of Them All!
WHO: All quizzo enthusiasts, from Far and Wide. Teams of up to 8 players, to be specific.
WHAT: Quizzo Bowl XVIII, an event that has aged like a boxed wine!
WHEN: Sunday, February 4th. Doors at 3 PM, show starts at 4 PM.
WHY: Why not?
IS THIS LIKE A REGULAR QUIZ? Yeah, it’s like a regular quiz…one that’s doing speedballs in the Ritz Carlton bathroom with hookers!
WHAT? Nevermind.
WILL THERE BE LIVE MUSIC? Yes you dolt, there’s always music at Quizzo Bowl.
WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME, DON’T YOU WANT ME TO ATTEND? Sorry about the dolt thing. Anyways, this year we’re testing the waters with a new genre: Polka. That’s right, Philly’s pre-eminent polka band, Polkadelphia, is going to be rocking the house all evening.
ARE THESE GUYS GOOD? The best.
WHAT ELSE? I’m requesting that everyone wear polka dots. And Fastball Bob will be there. And Reef the Lost Cauze will be there to help with the music round. Best of all, Chip Chantry will NOT be there. It’s a win-win.
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE WIN? You enter the Realm of Immortals. In 17 previous years, we’ve had 9 different winners. Could your team be the 10th? Previous winners are:
- The Champs
- Sofa Kingdom
- Lambda
- Guys in Prison
- Cracked Pact
- Meatloaf
- Boyz II Menehune
- The Special Masters
PRIZES? Yep, we’ll be doing raffles and giveaways all night long. Plus $1000 worth of prizes for the top 3 finishers. And a prize for 13th place.
THIS SOUNDS AWESOME. WHERE DO I SIGN UP? You can purchase tickets here. Look forward to seeing you on February 4th!