Always Finishes 4th Wins Big at North Star

First Place: Always Finish 4th 91

2nd Place: Better Late Than Pregnant 66

3rd Place: Inkspot 62

Only One Quizzo Tonight; French Fry Thursday at the Bards at 9 p.m.

Taking the night off at the Industry thanks to Beer Week, but we will be in action at the Bards at 9 p.m. Looking to raise your JGT Power Ranking? Well, a win over the Jesters of Tortuga would do just that. Think it can’t be done? Think again. The Specific Jawns knocked them off just two weeks ago. So come on out to the Bards, where we’ll play some quizzo, drink some $3 Lagers , and play a little Name That Tune for fries and candy. See ya there!

All New Quizzo Tonight

Last night was a wild. A real battle of the heavyweights last night at O’Neals, as we had four top 20 teams in attendance, and a huge win by Savage Ear. The outdoor quiz at City Tap was great, and Jesters of Tortuga missed a no-hitter by one question, about a Saint dog. And so tonight, we kick off an all-new quiz, starting at the Rendezvous at 6:15, where you could certainly make some waves by beating the #3 ranked team in the JGT Rankings, The Jams. $3 Yards Brawlers.

At Black Sheep at 8 p.m., things have been a bit quiet the past few weeks, despite the fact that there is an opportunity for you to knock off the #1 ranked team in quizzo, Duane’s World. In addition to the regular quiz, I’ve been tacking on some “Name That Tunes” lately, and it’s been a pretty big hit. I’ll be doing it again tonight at Sheep. Hope to see you there. If you don’t make it, A-Rod (above) will be so disappointed. (And keep in mind, Industry is cancelled for Thursday, so feel free to come out tonight if you’re a regular there.)

No Industry Quiz This Thursday

Just a little heads up that due to the Beer Week special we won’t be doing quizzo at Industry this Thursday night. We’ll be back in action next Thursday. All of our other bars are in action this week however, so if you were planning on playing at Industry on Thursday, just come on out to another spot. Gonna be a quiet week due to Beer Week…gonna be a great week to earn a win.

Question of the Week

On June 3rd, 1781, this man heard British soldiers galloping towards Charlottesville while he was resting at the Cuckoo Tavern. He immediately hopped on his horse and rode overnight to warn Thomas Jefferson and others of the impending attack, giving them time to escape. Who is this largely forgotten American hero?

JGT Power Rankings for June 3rd

1. Duane’s World (Black Sheep). Two straight wins to follow up their Invitational victory keeps them in the top spot. Last week: #1

2. Jesters of Tortuga (Bards/CTH) Can we talk for a minute about how annoying this team name is? While Steak Em Up was quick and concise, this comes off the tongue completely awkwardly. Also they won twice last week. Last week: #2

3. The Jams (Rendezvous). Two in a row at the Vous keeps them in the three-hole, poised for one of the top 2 to fall. Last week: #3

4. Sidecardigans (Sidecar). Three wins in the past four weeks at the Sidecar gets them back in the top 5. And if we ever do a power rankings for what team drinks the most whiskey, they will dominate. Last week: #9.

5. No Names (O’Neals/Industry) A win at Industry two weeks ago followed up by a win at O’Neals this past week rockets them up the charts. And as soon as Molly puts my “Big News” in her gossip column, they’ll probably climb even higher. Last week: #13

6. Hobo Cops (Industry). The Hobo Cops, formerly Top Hat Fancy, climb into the Top 10 with an impressive come from behind win at the Industry. Last week: NR

7. Underground Bard (City Tap House). A 106 would win at a lot of bars. But not at City Tap House when Jesters of Tortuga are there. Have I mentioned what a dumb name Jesters of Tortuga is? Last week: #5

8. Exhausted Nihilists (O’Neals). A one point loss at Sidecar keeps them locked into the #8 spot. Last week: #8

9. Always Finish 4th (North Star). After a recent hot run, they seem to be returning to part of the field where they are most comfortable, with a 3rd place finish this past week. CORRECTION: They won a tie-breaker for 2nd this past week. JGT, Inc. regrets this horrible error and the organization has put in place several safeguards and hired two new “Fact-checkers” to make sure no team has to go through what Always Finish 4th went through today. Just tragic. Last week: #4

10. Ink Spots. (North Star) Two wins in the past 5 weeks, including one last week, propel them into the Top 10. Last week: NR

11. Electric Mayhem (Locust Rendezvous)

12. Jitney Spearks (Black Sheep)

13.We Got Nothin (O’Neals)

14. Tempura House (Sidecar)

15. Specific Jawns (Bards)

16. Blazing Sea Nuggets (Black Sheep)

17. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics (Industry)

18. Mysterious Mr. Mapother (O’Neals)

19. Nine Inches Limp (Industry)

20. 1022 (Rendezvous)