John Kensil Tweets

As I’ve told you before, the most hilarious tweeter in Philadelphia is John Kensil. Here’s a few more of my favorites that he’s posted recently.

Just watched a special on David Copperfield’s tricks, know how he does them? He’s the devil.

Hey The Apple Dumpling Gang is on! Grab some soda, popcorn, candy and a nice long belt and a strong 2nd floor banister!

Boy that #walkingDead show sure is full of nutty characters, running around , acting all sorts of nutty, I wish Arsenio hall was on it.

One Time I tried to carve Jack O Lantern out of a basketball, It exploded & blew my clothes off my body, Well that’s what I told the cops.

The worst part of an Ice Cream truck driver’s funeral? Listening to “Pop Goes The Weasel” on bagpipes.

 

Big Money Tuesday Tonight

Mysterious Mr. Mapother has been on fire lately, and now have a $15 bounty on their heads. That is on top of the $50 prize for first. So $65 on the line tonight at O’Neals (plus $25 for 2nd). And Maypother is good, but not unbeatable. Get your team together. Action starts at 8 p.m.

On to City Tap House at 10:15. Great beers, great pizza, and a great bar. Action starts at 10:15 p.m. Hope to see you there! A very interesting wild card round tonight, by the way. Very hit or miss. Some people know a lot about the topic, some people know almost nothing about it. And some people who don’t get to contribute a lot really got to be stars last night. We’ll see how you do with it tonight.