I’ll Pay My Grandson’s Ransom…if it’s Tax Deductible

Our earlier quiz this week featured this question: When this billionaire oilman’s grandson was kidnapped, he only agreed to pay the maximum amount that was tax deductible. Who was this a-hole?

It was J. Paul Getty I, one of the richest and worst human beings ever to live. Here is the incredible story of that kidnapping, taken from the J. Paul Getty III’s obit last year (he died at age 54).

Expelled from a private school, the young Mr. Getty was living a bohemian life, frequenting nightclubs, taking part in left-wing demonstrations and reportedly earning a living making jewelry, selling paintings and acting as an extra in movies. He disappeared on July 10, 1973, and two days later his mother, Gail Harris, received a ransom request. No longer married, she said she had little money.

“Get it from London,” she was reportedly told over the phone, a reference either to her former father-in-law, J. Paul Getty, the billionaire founder of the Getty Oil Company, or her former husband, who lived in England.

The amount demanded was about $17 million, but the police were initially skeptical of the kidnapping claim, even after Ms. Harris received a plaintive letter from her son, and a phone call in which a man saying he was a kidnapper offered to send her a severed finger as proof he was still alive. Investigators suspected a possible hoax or an attempt by the young Mr. Getty to squeeze some money from his notoriously penurious relatives.

“Dear Mummy,” his note began, “Since Monday I have fallen into the hands of kidnappers. Don’t let me be killed.”

The eldest Mr. Getty refused to pay the kidnappers anything, declaring that he had 14 grandchildren and “If I pay one penny now, I’ll have 14 kidnapped grandchildren.” His son said he could not afford to pay.

Three months after the abduction, the kidnappers, who turned out to be Calabrian bandits with a possible connection to organized crime, cut off Mr. Getty’s ear and mailed it, along with a lock of his hair, to a Roman newspaper. Photographs of the maimed Mr. Getty, along with a letter in which he pleaded with his family to pay his captors, subsequently appeared in another newspaper. Eventually the kidnappers reduced their demands to around $3 million. According to the 1995 book “Painfully Rich: The Outrageous Fortune and Misfortunes of the Heirs of J. Paul Getty,” by John Pearson, the eldest Mr. Getty paid $2.2 million, the maximum that his accountants said would be tax-deductible. The boy’s father paid the rest, though he had borrow it from his father — at 4 percent interest.

Getty was devastated by the kidnapping. He became a drug and alcohol abuser and suffered a drug-induced stroke at age 24 that left him immobilized for the remainder of his life.

Good Old Fashioned Quiz This Week

ALright, folks, back to the basics. No themes this week. Just a good old fashioned, general knowledge quiz. We kick it off at North Star at 7 p.m. Half off hummus and mussels, and $3 Kenzos. On to Sidecar. Dollar off all bitter beers. Furthermore, you get to take on the smartest bar staff in Philadelphia…the Sidecardigans are actually members of the Sidecar staff. It’s been quiet at Sidecar the last few weeks. Pretty great chance to score a win, and drink some damn good beers. Action starts at 9:15. See ya tonight!

The Thrilla in West Phila


It was, without question, the most dramatic finale in quizzo history. Somehow, we had never had a tie at any previous quizzo Major. (There are 4 Majors: the Spring, Summer, and Fall Invitationals, and Quizzo Bowl.) On Sunday, we had the most electrifying tie imaginable.

A week before the event, I told quizzo legend Garbo he had to play with Popesack Ressurected. He had played with them as often as he played with Steak Em Up the past few months, and quite frankly, I wanted Steak Em Up to lose. He was fine with it, even if Steak Em Up was not. For four rounds, it made no difference. Garbo had to work, and didn’t arrive until moments before Round Five. As he took his seat, Kenney of the Steak yelled “Judas”. S*** got real. The two teams were tied for 2nd heading into that round. They both missed the same two questions (Most career doubles and Bronson Pinchot’s show). The top team heading into the final round (the Quizasters) were hoping to pull off a win for Chris’s 40th birthday, but it was not to be and they dropped to 4th. So the top two teams were Steak Em Up and Popesack Resurrected, who were tied at 140.

I prepared to ask a tiebreaker question, when Kristy of Steak Em Up said, “Chug Off”. Popesack was game, and sent Garbo, long a staple of Steak Em Up (and before that Sofa Kingdom), up to try to defeat his former team. It was Garbo vs. Kristy, and they slammed their beers in front of a standing room only audience. Garbo edged Kristy, the crowd went wild, and Popesack took the title, in the most controversial and spectacular finish in quizzo history, a match forever known as the Thrilla in West Phila.

FAQs About Invitational Tonight!


Just a few quick notes about tonight’s quiz:

WHO: Teams that earned an invite.

WHAT: The 2nd Annual Spring Invitational.

WHEN: 5 p.m.

WHERE: City Tap House (3925 Walnut)

WHY: It’s a beautiful Spring Day. Let’s drink some beers, listen to a Philly rock legend, and answer some trivia questions.

PRICE: $10 a head.

PRIZES: Worth hundreds, including Phillies tix, free beers, gift certs, and possibly even some Game 6 Sixers tix (still waiting to hear on that last one).

SPECIALS: Yes, plenty of drink specials and BBQ specials.

ENTERTAINMENT: Philly legend Kenn Kweder.