The Power Rankings

Apple_iieThe QPR computer received an extensive upgrade this past week, and now is more powerful than ever. We are even able to save the rankings on floppy disk! 

  1. Steak Em Up. Kenney defects to the Dysfunktion, who knock off the Steak, and yet they regain the top spot. The new computer apparently awards teams who play fair. Last week #2
  2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. The Diabetics win their 5th in a row. Bounty Bowl this week! Last week: #1
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion. The addition of Kenney, if permanent, would probably mean that the Dysfunktion would become the best team at the Bards. Last week: NR
  4. The Jams. They maintain the 4th spot by a single point at the most competitive venue on the tour. Last week: #4
  5. Lambda. Are these guys in training for Quizzo Bowl? They have been starting to creep around O’Neals on Tuesday nights here and there, and scored an impressive 113 this past week.
  6. Unusual Suspects. A come from behind win at the Black Sheep, enabled by a perfect Round Four, lands them in the 6 spot. Last week: NR
  7. Ivan the Trivial. A 2nd place finish comes on a week that a lot of teams have big wins, thus dropping them 4 notches. Last week #3
  8. Quiz on Your Face. One point is the difference between a top 10 ranking and a Top 5 ranking. Last week: NR
  9. Catcher in the Rye. Perfect through three, this two man team answers 37 out of 40 questions correctly, but fall in the 4th to Unusual Suspects at Black Sheep. Last Week: NR
  10. Magnus ver Magnusson. Remain in the Top 10 with a third place finish. Another 3rd place this week and they’ll be in the “Also receiving votes” category. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Last week #8

Also receiving votes: Catdog, Axis of Evil Knieval, The Ear, Duane’s World, 1022, Claudia Kishi Fan Club, Joe Spectre, Why Can’t Us, Phillie RNs, 4th Estate, Same Name as Last Week.

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