First Place: Quiz on Your Face 107
2nd Place: Magnus ver Magnusson 96
3rd Place: This is Not a Bus 95
Month: October 2009
The Ear Wins at O’Neals for 4th Straight Time
First Place: The Ear Not Your Typical Orifice 93
2nd Place: Lambda 91
3rd Place: Dork Sided 90
Why Take Diet Pills When You Can Enjoy Ayds?
Sometimes, it doesn’t matter how good your product is. Sometimes the name alone is going to doom your company. Here’s a great example. (I’m busy shopping for Phils tix. Be back this afternoon with pics and standings.)
Right Now on iSportacus
- The only catch I made in my high school football career certainly was a memorable one. Pretty funny story.
- Earlier this week I picked the 20 Ugliest Uniforms in pro sports history. Pretty good stuff. Now we’re asking you: what are the 20 Best Uniforms in sports history?
- The 2007 Phillies vs. the 2009 Phillies. Incredible how different the two teams are.
- YOU HAVE TO SEE THE ENDING OF THIS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME. I have watched football for 30 years, and I have never seen anything like it.
Nick Brant Fired
Yeah, I just found out. Yeah, it’s a big deal, it was on wikipedia for Chrissakes. I know, I never thought they’d fire him either, especially after he convinced that laundromat to switch to Verizon. I guess nobody is safe here. Nobody.
Bounty Bowl Tonight!
Steak Em Up continues to roll at the Bards, and the Bounty is now up to $25. Whoever can knock them off their high horse at 10:15 p.m. gets $25 cash in addition to the $40 gift certificate. Also, things have been a little quiet at the Ugly American the past two weeks. It’s a great bar. I’d really like to get a big crowd in there tonight. Get your acts together and get in there. 8 p.m.
Congrats Steve-O
Steve-O adds another feather to his cap, winning the Donovan’s Fault September contest with a score of 4.45, and proving a valuable point: making fun of K-Fed always pays off. Steve wins a $25 gift certifiacte to the Good Dog and a $25 gift certificate to the Swift Half. Nate finished 2nd, and wins a $25 gift certificate to the Locust Rendezvous. We are starting all over again in October, so be sure to get your entries in!
Gervase Sighting!
Needless to say, we hadn’t heard much from Gervase in the past few years. The Survivor contestant who made a fortune by being a former Survivor contestant had seen the clock tick away on his 15 minutes of fame. But now he’s back…bartending at the bar of former Q102 personality Diego Ramos. Diego and Gervase? This is a duo that brings to mind some of the greats, like Redford and Newman, Simon and Garfunkel, MC Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock. Yes, this looks the start of something special.
RELATED: I hope Gervase brings back reality show quizzo. Now is the time!
When Hip Hop Is Beautiful
While hip hop has largely become a mockery of ignorant morons saying “Che-ya”, bragging about smacking bitches and shooting people, there are occasionally wonderful exceptions to the rule. One of them was in the music round this week. This sentimental paean to a difficult childhood (by RZA) still gives me chickenskin every time I hear it. A great reminder that this form of music can inspire wonderful poetry.