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O’NEALS 

1. Same Name as Last Week 106
2. Truth Wind and Fire 99
3. Why is John’s Rum Gone? 83
4. Stabby McGee 69
5. Topless Carwash 56

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 113
2. The Sofa Kingdom 108
3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 101
4. Death Star Attack Run 73
5. Groomsmen or Pallbearers? 71

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 105
2. The Champs 103
3. Quiz on Your Face 102
4. 1022 97
5. Who Uses a Payphone Anymore? 84

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sotomayor Momma 105
2. Satan’s Minions 96
3. Duane’s World 96
4. Unusual Suspects 84
5. 5.5 on the Kade Scale 73

UGLY AMERICAN

1. Joker’s Wilder 111
2. Eschaton 102
3. Amber Alert 96
4. Two Fags and 2 Hags 79

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 94
2. Hurtin Bombs 92
3. I Don’t Make Monkeys, I Just Train ‘Em 88
4. Mike Piazza Freebases Parmesan 71
5. Our Score=Our Employment Status 66