74 degrees and sunny. Can’t pick a better day to go to the ballpark. In the meantime, check out my latest in the Metro (I wonder if people are looking down at that clock on 17th and Chestnut) or read more about the Californian, the ship that failed to come to Titanic’s aid. The captain, Stanley Lord, became the scapegoat for the Titanic disaster. There is a still a vigorous debate about whether or not the Californian could have saved the passengers of the Titanic.
Month: April 2008
Land of the Free?
Oh really? How can you call this a free country when a guy can’t even drive around with an alligator in the back of his car and a water moccasin under the seat? Huh?
Seriously, though, you know what’s most amazing about this story? It’s that having a pet water moccasin in his car isn’t even the dumbest thing about this guy. No, there is nothing, not even having a pet alligator, you can do that is stupider than being white and having dreadlocks. Nothing. If I saw a white guy with normal hair jump into a pool full of killer whales and a white guy with dreadlocks solve the Riemann hypothesis, and I’d still think the white guy with dreadlocks was stupider. Cut your damn hair.
An Explosion of Face to Face With Obama! JGT Shakes Hands With The Man.
So I went down to Pumpkin to grab a chicken salad and while I was waiting, I ventured over to the little thrift store across the street. As I’m flipping through the CDs, a woman wanders in and she and the owner start talking about how they’re expecting Obama at the Philadelphia Tribune in about half an hour. I bought a CD , grabbed my chicken salad and headed home for my camera. I quickly changed shirts (from a Coors Lite shirt into my Phillies T. Oh, like you would have let Obama see you with a Coors Lite shirt on.), grabbed my camera and headed back toward 16th and South. There were cops on the corner, but I just cruised past them and walked down to the Tribune. The staff was all waiting outside (almost all of the men were wearing extremely sharp, colorful suits and looked like old timey newsmen. Very cool.) Apparently they had had to evacuate so the bomb dogs could come through. The ladies were giggling about Obama. A guy wandered over from a nearby construction site and asked me, “Whose heading over here, Obama?” I told him yes and he and I sort of hung out there, the only two non staffers waiting for the candidate. We started talking about the Phillies, and discussed the Santana-Hamels match up on Friday. One of the older Secret Service men wandered over and said, “I think Hamels could turn out to be another Koufax. He’s really something.”
A police car pulled up, with one of those black cars that the bad guys used in Twister right behind it. Obama stepped out of the bad guy Twister car and called out, “Hey, how’s everybody doing today?” The staff hollered back “Great”, and he said, “Where we headed?” Security pointed to the door, but he said, “Let’s go meet these good people first.” He walked over, and I definitely got a little bit star struck. OK, so a lot starstruck. Probably the most startstruck I’ve been since I saw ?uestlove at Superfresh a couple of years ago. He was shaking hands and he reached back over towards me and said, “How are you?” as he stuck out his hand. I wanted to say something witty and urbane, really leave an impression, you know. So that later, when he was with his wife, he would say, “A guy in a Phillies shirt said the most profound thing today.” However, all I could stumble out was a course, “Fine” and with that he was shaking the next hand. I wandered home. You can see the hand (below) that shook Obamas tonight at the Rendezvous and the Black Sheep. I promise not to wash it beforehand, and I will let you take pictures of it if you’d like. (There’s another photo after the jump.)
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Questions about Fictional Bands
Here’s a round from quizzo last week: Fictional Bands and Musicians. Answers and music videos (including the last one, which is downright incredible) after the jump.
- What was the name of the band in O Brother Where Art Thou?
- In what movie did a band called Kathleen Turner Overdrive change their name to Barry Jive and the Uptown Five?
- This saxophonist was Lisa Simpsons mentor, and lost all of his money on faberge eggs.
- What was Eminems rap name in 8 Mile?
- On what TV show did Frank and Mac argue about whether to name their band Chemical Toilet or the Pecan Sandies?
- What was Andy Kaufamn’s alter ego, the lounge singer?
- What man, with an advanced degree, had a backup band called the Electric Mayhem?
- In what movie did Al Martino play a singer named Johnny Fontane?
- When the Blues Brothers played at the bar that had both kinds of music, country and western, what did they change their name to?
- This Elvis impersonator was WWF Intercontinental champion for much fo the late 1980s.
Happy Bicycle Day!
It was on this day in 1943 that Albert Hoffman took the first ever dose of LSD and went for a bike ride. In case you are wondering, Albert is now 102 years old and going. He thinks that LSD is “medicine for the soul” and that it shouldn’t be outlawed. Here’s an article on him that was done two years ago by the New York Times. In honor of this day, I highly encourage you to do hallucinogenics before returning to work this afternoon. It will make the work day just fly by, and the boss will be impressed by your “outside the box” ideas.
Richie Ashburn: A Baseball Life
Went to the Prince last night to see the Richie Ashburn movie, and it was simply tremendous. Emotions ran high right off the bat, as Harry the K came out to give a short intro. At the end of it, he said, “It’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you cry” and his eyes began to water. The film then began and Harry’s words rang true. There were numerous moments of hilarity, such as when person after person testified about how much Whitey hated pitchers, followed by Ashburn saying, “They cheat. They spit on the ball. They cut the ball. They’re not a group with very good character. Never trust a pitcher. I wouldn’t want my daughter to marry a pitcher.” It also showed him bemoaning woeful decisions made by the Phillies over the years, and talked about the tennis rivalry between he and Nails. The movie was an emotional roller coaster, and the footage of Ed Rendell’s incredible speech at his funeral almost had me lose it. But the film, which was narrated by Ashburn’s best friend, Harry, ended on a high note, and the movie was followed by a Q & A with the producer (Dan Stephensen) and with Phillies legend Robin Roberts (both of whom deservedly received standing ovations). Somebody in the crowd asked Robin, who was Whitey’s roommate, “If Richie hated pitchers so much, how did you two get along?”, to which Roberts replied dryly, “We didn’t.” All in all, a terrific film and a wonderful night. If you are at all a fan of baseball (and especially of the Phillies) then this movie, which will be out on DVD in a week, is an absolute must see.
RELATED: A short clip of the film.
Question of the Week
Around the Horn, Brought to You By Trivia Arts Mouth (Like we’re not gonna beat this one into the ground.)
- I assume you saw the Colbert Report last night, with Nutter and Ben Franklin. If not, check it out.
- Speaking of Nut, here’s a pretty interesting article about him and his decision to support Hillary in the NY Times.
- Traci Lords pitched a sitcom to award winning comedy writer Ken Levine. Here’s how it went down.
We met her at her manager’s office and to answer the obvious first question – she still looked pretty great. Not smoking hot but she made the transition into legal age very nicely. However, one thing was painfully apparent after two minutes – she was seriously unfunny. - Bill Cosby is coming out with a rap CD. The first single off the CD is a song called “Stop, Puddin’ Pop, and Lock It.”
Trivia Art Has an Explosion of Taste in His Mouth
Trivia Art made an appearance on Throwdown with Bobby Flay last night. Things went pretty smoothly until the 1:49 mark, when Art says of the sandwich, “It was an explosion of taste in my mouth.” Needless to say, he will not live that line down for the remainder of his natural life. It is, without question, my favorite TV moment since Bill Henley told Miss America that she had a nice box. Next time you see Art, be sure to tell him that seeing him on TV was like an explosion of taste in your mouth.