Oh really? How can you call this a free country when a guy can’t even drive around with an alligator in the back of his car and a water moccasin under the seat? Huh?
Seriously, though, you know what’s most amazing about this story? It’s that having a pet water moccasin in his car isn’t even the dumbest thing about this guy. No, there is nothing, not even having a pet alligator, you can do that is stupider than being white and having dreadlocks. Nothing. If I saw a white guy with normal hair jump into a pool full of killer whales and a white guy with dreadlocks solve the Riemann hypothesis, and I’d still think the white guy with dreadlocks was stupider. Cut your damn hair.