Alright, gonna post pics of last weeks winners, along with questions about the NCAA tourney. One guess per person. I’ll have a write up about the standings in the 4th annual bracket-tacular a little later.
Month: March 2008
Quick Note About QB IV
I’ve had several people say, “Well, we don’t stand a chance at Quizzo bowl IV because we’ve only got three people on our team.” Don’t worry about that. We will be combining small teams into larger teams once people start arriving. I can all but guarantee that you will be on a team of 6-8 people. Don’t sweat it. If you are looking to buy tickets to the grandaddy of them all, click here.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by AI
O’NEALS
- Dow Is Up 420 Points, Stoners Rejoice 105
- Young, Old, and Restless 95
- Dork Sided 86
- Bear Grylls Good, Bear Stearns Bad 75
- B-Sharps 72
BARDS
- Lamda Lamda Lamda 114
- Sofa Kingdom 93
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 90
- Western Omelette 84
- Hulk Smash Quizzo 73
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Phil is Sick (aka the Jams) 99
- 2008: A Death Odyssey 90
- Is Quizzo Bowl a Registered Trademark 82
- No Name Team 81
- This is Not a Bus 65
BLACK SHEEP
- Hey, Remember LA Law? 94
- Duane’s World 84
- CatDog 78
- Dirty Sanchez 73
- Yes You Can’t 72
GOOD DOG
- Loose Seal 100
- Odd men Out 84
- Liquidity Crisis 72
- Shomer Shabbas
- Fort Awesome 66
BARDS
- Western Omelette 118
- Hurtin Bombs 113
- Gladys the Groovy Mule 99
- I Gave Up Sex For Lent 87
- Sofa Kingdom 83
Strange But True
So I’m gonna be emceeing a basketball game that John Dougherty is gonna playing in tomorrow. It’s a fund raiser at the gym where I coach. If you wanna see Johnny Doc’s hoops skills, be at the Marian Anderson Rec Center (17th and Catherine) at 11 a.m. tomorrow. Oh, and if you wanna see my b-ball acumen (or lack thereof), be there at 3 p.m., when the other coaches and I play against the 16 year olds.
RELATED: In a somewhat pathetic move, Johnny tries to show off his glory days by linking to the JGT vs. AI in high school story for the second time in a week.
This is Why Duke Sucks (NSFW)
Damnit, damnit, damnit! Belmont played right with Duke the whole night last night, and then at the end, instead of playing to win, they played not to lose. They deserved the loss. Aaaargh! Man, it would have been a great upset. I know that the tournament committee hates a good upset. That’s why they only gave 6 at large bids to mid-majors this year, as opposed to 12 just a few years ago, then matched up all the midmajors against each other in the first round so their wouldn’t be any major upsets. But their efforts were almost in vain, because Belmont played so well. Damn, damn, damn. I’m still mad about the end of that game. The good news is that Duke is just not that good, and they’ll be going down soon enough.
Happy Anniversary Vinko!
It was on this date in 1970 that Vinko Bogataj became the Agony of Defeat. Does it make me a bad person because I can’t help laughing every time I see this?
“I Became a Hero”
The hero of morons all over the country is allowed to keep his sign on his window. As a pretty big fan of free speech I totally I agree with the ruling. It was ridiculous that this suit got filed in the first place. Sure, Vento may be so dumb that he makes comments about non-English speakers such as: “You don’t wanna assimilate into dis country and learn our language? Well den you shouldn’t uh came here den. Stay where you was.” But that doesn’t mean that Joey can’t show off what a genius he with a sign in the window. After all, this is a free country. So congrats Joey. You are a hero, a hero to people in jean shorts and Minnie Mouse sweaters who swear they once saw the Virgin Mary on a slice of french toast. But to everyone in this city with an IQ over 40, you continue to be an embarrassment.
Free Tix Tonight
Gonna be giving away 2 free tickets to Quizzo Bowl tonight at both the Good Dog (8 p.m.) and the Brads 10:15 p.m. See ya then!
Chip Chantry added to QB IV Line-up
As you are well aware, the Legendary WID is going to be entertaining at the Quizzo Bowl. His opening act will be none other than JGT political correspondent Chip Chantry. Chip was named Philadelphia’s 3rd Funniest Comedian in a contest that featured over 100 comics this past year at Helium. He would have won if he had been funnier. Chip is a regular at Helium and has played just about every venue between here and New York City, including a few firehouses. Chip’s funny. You’re gonna like him.
The Metro
Here’s my latest, sort of a B-ball tourney for dummies. I just hope Michael Pomranz likes it. Btw, I’ve also heard that his band, the Nuck Fuggets (sort of unsafe for work) are playing this Monday at the Troc, though that hasn’t been confirmed by Mike himself.