So I’m gonna be emceeing a basketball game that John Dougherty is gonna playing in tomorrow. It’s a fund raiser at the gym where I coach. If you wanna see Johnny Doc’s hoops skills, be at the Marian Anderson Rec Center (17th and Catherine) at 11 a.m. tomorrow. Oh, and if you wanna see my b-ball acumen (or lack thereof), be there at 3 p.m., when the other coaches and I play against the 16 year olds.
RELATED: In a somewhat pathetic move, Johnny tries to show off his glory days by linking to the JGT vs. AI in high school story for the second time in a week.