O’NEALS

1. Cornbread Mafia 93
2. Young Old and Restless 89
3. Dorksided 82
4. Texas Tough Trio 82
5. I Got Nothing 74

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 97
2. Applesauce Makes My Balls Itch 93
3. Archivist: Keeping History Fresh 92
4. Titan 82
5. Nosotros Somos Medicina 55

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 106
2. Drunkin’ Dumbos DUI 96
3. Six Pack 74
4. Super Codpeace 73
5. Tom and Kathleen 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. ***Duane’s World 84
2. Satan’s Minions 84
3. That Jacket is Smokin’ 83
4. Partialy Sober Observer 83
5. The Leprechaun Tells Me to Burn Things 81

GOOD DOG

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 114
2. Bonds Legal Defense Fund 95
3. Baruch Atah Adonai 93
4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 88
5. Todd Loves Cock, and He’s Fine With It 84

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 118
2. Hurtin’ Bombs 111
3. You Can’t Dust For Vomit 101
4. Archivist: Keepin History Fresh 99
5. Psychos 84

***Won in a tie-breaker. Also of note at the Sheep on Wednesday: we had 5 times tied for the lead after 3 rounds, and 11 teams within one question of the lead with one round to play.

The whole g** d*** world is going straight to hell. (Thanks to Todd for sending this in.)

Wait, I was wrong about marijuana not being deadly! I just came across this video. Could somebody please pass this along to Tim Furlong so he can let the parents know!

Not even cIose. Whenever some knucklehead talks about “deadly marijuana”, it is worth watching, and when he refers to himself as a “hip guy”, you know you’ve found something special. Don’t know if you guys saw this when I posted it a couple of days ago, but it’s important that you see it, because it is about the most astounding amount of mindless misinformation you will ever see in your lives. Also, I’d like to remind any parents out there: if your daughter is wearing a jelly bracelet, she’s a whore.

Here’s some of the best comments you guys have posted in the past week:

• Ron Paul chats with Ace Capone on Facebook all of the time. -Chip Chantry
• On a column about Ron Paul: I know you were limited to 5 items, Chip, but wasn’t he also the original voice for Cogswell from the Jetsons? -Steve O.
• A surprise visit from a tv legend: I see about 6 Ten Commandment violations in this comment chain. Repent or face an angry and judgmental God. -Kirk Cameron
• I’d rather have my testicles superglued to a cannonball and fired into a Hugs for Puppies vegan potluck than hear anything else about Jeff Garcia. -BMT
• In response to my Ol, Dirty, or Bastard Round: Next year the answers should all include Big, Baby or Jesus. -Anonymous

Today woulda been Dirt Dog’s 39th birthday, and to honor him this week, the Wild Card Round was Old, Dirty, or Bastard. All the answers contained the words Old, Dirty, or Bastard. Let’s see how you do. ANswers after the jump:

1. This company produced it’s first vehicle in 1897.
2. Sonic Youth released this album in 1992.
3. Stone Brewing Company is best known for this beer it produces.
4. This English King had two nicknames. One was the William the Conqueror. WHat was the other one?
5. What 1988 film was directed by Frank Oz?
6. This brand of alcoholic liquid refreshment is sometimes called “Eight Ball”?
7. You’d find Jerry Garcia and David Grisman in this 1970s all star bluegrass band?
8. In Spanish, this movie characters name is Gordo Cabron.
9. Robert Aldrich directed this 1967 classic.
10. Loretta Lynn will be performing here this Saturday night.

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Celeste Dinucci, who has played a few times with the Flexible Catheters (and was on a team that missed a perfect game by one 50/50 question), has made it into the Finals of the Tournament of Champions on Jeopardy. The finals are a two day affair, tonight and tomorrow night at 7 p.m., so tune in and root her on. Best of luck Celeste!!!

In a startling development today, president George Bush announced something that didn’t sound entirely idiotic. Opening up an express lane for planes over Thanksgiving in unused military airspace will help ease traffic congestion. It really doesn’t sound like a terrible idea. So I just wanted to pay credit where credit is due. After 6 years of non-stop abject failure, today George Bush did something that wasn’t incomprehensibly stupid. Bravo!