Around the Horn, brought to you by Larry Dallas

A guy goes cross country in a car in 31 hours. A cross country trip with no Detroit hookers, no JFK conspiracy theorists, and no 72 once steaks? Not interested.

-Holy cow, this dude puts the “car” in cardboard.

Greatest reward for a stolen item ever. “The person who returns [it] is obviously the person who stole it, so they don’t deserve any reward!” Name that movie.

-Any “Fish That Saved Pittsburgh” fans out there? If so, you need to see this. Insane.