Anna Nicole

Looks like an intern is in charge of front page headlines at Yahoo. (Philadelphiawilldo) My take on this Anna Nicole Smith thing: Only in America would we honor a person’s life not because they were a good or talented or charismatic person, but simply because they had enormous boobs. I mean, honestly, she milked an old man for his money, she was a dismal failure as an actress, and she was a drug addict who constantly humiliated herself on television. Why did we love her, as asked? Because we love a train wreck and we love giant hooters, and she brought those two things together like no-one ever did before. I feel sorry for her family and friends, and it is always sad when someone young dies, but I wish the media would quit acting like this was freaking Princess Di or even Marilyn Monroe. Click below to read Obit master Andy Nolan’s tribute to Anna Nicole:

Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she even breath?
The Hard Rock Hotel manager just pulled her from the sheets.

It’s okay, I understand,
She’s now in the promised land
A part of me has just been wrecked,
The pages of my mind are stripped.

Her blood runs cold, the guy she married was really old,
The angel was a centerfold
Angel was a centerfold.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.