-Nickelback is so talented that some of their songs sound exactly the same! Celine Dion and Nickelback. If we do suspect Canada of having WMDs, I don’t care how shaky our intelligence is, I say we bomb them back to the middle ages.
–Jessica Simpson blows it on stage.
–Doc Watson’s reopens! As part of their grand opening, they are running a contest. First 120 teenagers into the attic get a free tuna melt. I keed! I keed!
–Phillies trying to land Freddie Garcia, which would be awesome, though we might have to give up Aaron Rowan.