Johnny Awed by Ancient Pyramids, needs your help

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Holy Cow! My tour of Europe continued today, as I toured the ancient pyramids of Egypt. Breathtaking! So much culture, such a rich history, such delicious appletinis! I tell ya, these bartenders here know how to make them. They say that they are inspired by Tutankhamen’s own recipe! How cool is that? I hope things are going ok with Bobby. He says that “sexy dame” participation is at an all time high this week. I hope that continues when I get back. But let’s face it, gals aren’t as crazy about a guy when he doesn’t have a permanent. Anybody got any suggestions for where I should visit manana? If so, type ’em below.