Johnny Goodtimes took one on the chin in today’s Inquirer, as the final line about the Body World’s weekend read, “I’ve had a moment of boredom. We went to see that quizzo thing.” It was said by a 9 year old named Shayna. Goodtimes vowed revenge. “Hey Shayna,” said an angry Goodtimes, “The tooth fairy isn’t real. It doesn’t exist. Your parents put money under your pillow.” Goodtimes then added that he thought Blue’s Clues was boring.
Oh, and when I told the reporter I had groupies, I think she believed me. Anyways, results from Saturday night’s contest, which hopefully you adults didn’t find boring, will be posted later today.