David Copperfield kicks total ass

I mean, the guy has a freaking gun pointed at his head, and he still pulls off a magic trick. And, let’s face it, this guy is a millionaire. It’s not that big of a deal for him to lose a couple hundred bucks. He just saw getting jacked as an opportunity to practice his craft! That would be like me getting a gun pointed at my head, and saying, “OK, I’ll give you my money…if you can tell me which planet has moons named Phobos and Deimos!”

Another thing, have you heard about the Titanic sequel coming out this summer? It’s gonna be really good.