What would Johnny Rap???

It has been firmly established at this time that Johnny will not be rapping at Quizzo Bowl 2. There is simply no chance of it. But if he did, what do you think he should rap? Any songs in particular you would have like to have heard Johnny rap? You won’t hear him rap them, of course, because his rap career is over, and that is final. But it doesn’t hurt to create hypotheticals, does it? Post below in comments you would have liked to have heard Johnny rap before he retired from the game.