Rockin From the 2G5 straight into the Double Nil Six, fool

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Alright, so I’m running a little late on quizzo write ups this week. Sorry, but the world famous year in review takes a lot of time and dedication. I’m heading out of town tommorrow, so I probably won’t be able to get stories up until Monday. Yeah, I know it’s a bummer, but you’ll be ok. A few other notes: First, there will be a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT next week, so be sure to check back then. Also, I will be hosting a Sports only quizzo on January 9th at Barristers Bar and Grille, (1823 Sansom Street) which should be a blast. I’m returning to my roots, at least for this one time (when I started doing quizzo in 2002 I was doing all sports questions). First prize is a $50 gift certificate. Be sure to vote in the updated poll (lamest celebrity of 2005). In the meantime, I hope everyone has a wonderful New Year, and I look forward to seeing you next year!!!

Hmmmm

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So I’m watching It’s a Wonderful Life the other night, and I notice that Mr. Potter looks eerily like one of my favorite government figures. But I’m sure it’s just a coicidence. I mean, there’s no way DICK CHENEY COULD BE MR. POTTER’S LOVE CHILD OH MY GOD NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

Happy Holidays All

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Alright, gang, it’s been a fun week. Hope you enjoyed the Holiday spectacular. Best team name last night: Chuck Norris doesn’t read books…he just stares at them until they give him the information he needs. Worst answer: Who wrote the Gift of the Magi? I could not accept Lou Tilley. Hey guys, be safe and have a great holiday. I’m heading down to Virginia in just a few minutes. And check back next week, as I’ll start to post my year in review. In the meantime, click here and watch this dude do a mean robot (scroll down a little to see it.) Happy Holidays everyone!

Typical

As you all know, there are very few people I hate. It’s a small club, including the likes of Celine Dion, Dick Cheney, and the entire population of Manyunk. One of the members of that club is, of course, P. Diddy, a worthless talentless hack who would be nothing if he hadn’t ridden in on Biggie’s coattails (quick, name a great song Puffy has produced since 1997). So the following paragraph in Rolling Stone magazine (from a great story on the cover up by the LAPD in the Biggie murder) only added fuel to the fire. Hopefully, it will help you learn to hate this man as much as I do.
The man who would be Diddy had failed to fully cooperate with the investigation of B.I.G.’s death ever since it had begun back in 1997. Notorious B.I.G. was not only the Bad Boy label’s biggest earner, but also, supposedly, one of Combs’ closest friends. Yet Puffy had made it clear from the start that he would be doing nothing to help police solve the murder. Gregory Young, who had been sitting next to B.I.G. when he was shot to death, told Poole that Combs went so far as to tell the other members of the Bad Boy entourage that “if our names even appear on a witness list, we’re out of a job.” And now, suddenly, the other witnesses who were in the vehicle with B.I.G. on the night of his death also seemed to be losing their memories.

It’s a Wonderful Life Stuff

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Yeah, it’s my favorite Christmas movie, and yes, I will cry like a newborn when I see it this year. Here’s a few interesting facts about the movie (for example, did you know that it originally ended with “Ode to Joy”, not “Auld Lang Syne”?), and here it is recreated by bunnies in 30 seconds. Here are the technical errors that you can find in the film. Here’s a great review of the film from a couple of years ago. I like the following lines:
I dislike its oversentimentality and hokeyness and find it to offer an unrealistic portrait of a fantasy America that never really existed. Life seems pathetically obvious in its attempts to wring tears out of its audience. On the other hand, I have to admit that the stupid thing works, damn it all to hell! While the movie shamelessly manipulates the audience, it’s hard to feel too angry about it because of the raw jolt of unabashed emotion that it provides; watching Life is like overdosing on some sort of sick sentimentality drug.
Alright, now back to my Christmas shopping!

Quizzo for the Cause

Hey gang, in the spirit of the holidays, we are going to be raising money for the less fortunate during our holiday spectacular. This week the money is going to try to help offset the most evil institution in America, PGW. We will be raising funds for the Utility Emergency Services Fund, whcih will surely have it’s hands full this winter, as PGW tries its best to kill poor people. Therefore, I will ask everyone who plays to donate at least a dollar to the cause. So far this year, we have raised almost $1,000, and including the matching gift we got for our Red Cross donation, we have raised almost $2,000. Thank you for your generosity and for doing your small part to help the less fortunate this holiday season.