The latest contest

Johnny is giving away two free tix for great seats to the Philadelphia Theatre Company’s production of Adrift in Macao. All you have to do to win is to write down in the comments section below the most ridiculous name for a Broadway musical you can think of. This is a title you make up, not what actual show had the funniest title. The person who comes up with the best/worst/funniest title wins the two free tix, which would cost you $86 if you bought them. Best of luck.