Team of Plane Investigators Wins at Good Dog

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A team of investigators who looked into the plane crash in Toronto won at the Good Dog on Thursday, playing as a team called Don’t Kick the Baby in the Crotch. The team concluded that the plane had landed too long down the runway. When asked what evidence supported those findings, they said, “Well, there was this giant plane that ended up in the trees at the end of the runway, so that was our main clue.” The experts added that if the plane had landed in trees at the start of the runway, then it might have meant that the plane had landed too short. They also said that they think the Air France plane was a plane coming from a country in Europe, and that the person at the controls appeared to be “some sort of pilot”.