Pompeiian porn just won’t go away! A few weeks after we told you about a controversial ad created by the Brownstein group involving Pompeiian porn, the naughty side of our favorite little apocalyptic island reared it’s sassy head again! Apparently never seen before frescoes will be put on display later this year. The FCC will then make going to Italy illegal, in an effort to save the children. Favorite sentence in the article: “The highlight of the exhibition was a marble statue of the mythological figure of Pan-the god of shepherds and nature-cavorting sexually with a goat.” I’m guessing that WWPD bracelets weren’t all that popular.

What # was secret agent Maxwell Smart? (Last week’s stories are below)

The only thing worse than the Eagles hurry up offense was the commercials. Here’s a review.

But if you do decide to try some mind altering hallucinogen today, I suggest you then go to this website. Trippy!

In yet another display of unbridled hubris, Johnny Goodtimes has decided to announce on his website that today is his birthday. Goodtimes, who starves for attention more than anyone else (ok, except for Bono), also would like to let the people know that there is a parade planned on Tuesday in celebration of Johnny’s big day. “It’s not finalized yet,” said Johnny. “There’s a few minor details to be worked out, but if it does come together, we’re expecting about a million people.”

Here’s a bunch of pics put online from the dude at Social Philly from Quizzo Bowl I.