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This Week’s Scores

SIDECAR

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  1. Double Stuff Oreo 101
  2. There’s No I in Triple Double 82
  3. Account Choculas 72

O’NEALS

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  1. AK/BK 83
  2. Madonna is Lame 73
  3. Grab Em By the Putin 57

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS 

  1. Hispanic at the Disco 104
  2. Babyitters Fight Club 101
  3. #resentment 100

FOUNDING FATHERS

  1. Jitney Spears 107
  2. Duane’s World 93
  3. Chaos is a Ladder 84

INDUSTRY

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  1. Governor Quiz Quiztie 89
  2. Why Can’t Us 80
  3. Dazed and Confused 79

BIRRA

  1. Must Love Pogs 110
  2. Chik Fil Atio 86
  3. ? 71

BARDS

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  1. Bards 104
  2. Snatch Adams 90
  3. Wild Thornberrys 80

Question of the Week

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According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the heaviest pumpkin ever grown was grown by Mathias Willemijns. How much did it weigh in pounds (not in kilograms. Be careful when you look it up)?

15th Annual Halloween Spooktacular!

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Believe it or not, we’re in YEAR 15 of the oldest tradition in the JGT arsenal: the annual Halloween Spooktacular. All questions about demons and goblins and ghouls. Also skeletons. And death. And mayhem. OK, OK, you know what Halloween is, you get the picture. Anyways, gonna be a fun time as always, with lots of candy to giveaway and of course anyone who dresses up earns their team 3 points in the JGTAI (up to 15 points per team). Here’s this week’s schedule:

TUESDAY

O’Neals 8 pm

Sidecar 8 pm

WEDNESDAY

Locust Rendezvous 6:15 pm

Founding Fathers 8:30 pm

THURSDAY

Industry 6:30 pm

Birra 8 pm

Bards 9:15 pm

JGTAI Scores

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Here ya go, our updated scores! Shout out to There’s No I in… who earned 8 points for being the only team to attend my comedy show. AHEM. (cough). AHEM. The NEXT one is November 20th and I would HATE for the rest of you to miss it.

There are still four weeks left to earn points, so if you’re not in the green, you soon can be: there’s a brand new Facebook picture challenge. It’ll be fun to see pics of you guys in the 90s.

Still working on a venue for the big event, but I’ve got a real promising lead for something I think is going to be Ultra-Fun. I hope to announce it on Monday.

Pics of This Week’s Winners

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  1. Tempura House 121
  2. Able Seamen 119
  3. Doubel Stuffed Oreo 109

O’NEALS

  1. Jawns 99
  2. Jerks 67
  3. Only Masshole Here 51

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Underground Bard 108
  2. Thot Town 67
  3. My Grandma 63

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. Synchronized Trampoline 121
  2. 21 to Drink  109
  3. Baby Sitters Fight Club 104

FOUNDING FATHERS

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  1. Chaos is a Ladder 115
  2. F**K the Wizards 111
  3. Must Love Pogs 111

INDUSTRY

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  1. Phat Phunky Phresh 97
  2. Governor Quiz Quiztie 94
  3. 68s 93

BIRRA

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  1. Encyclopedophiles 102
  2. What Happened to Your Arm? 101
  3. 1-900-Zack Attack 87

BARDS

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  1. CGA 115
  2. I Drink and I Know Things 100
  3. Currently Accepting Teammate Applications 91

Pics of Last Week’s Winners

COMCAST

  1. Beast of Bourbon 107
  2. Bag of Chips 100
  3. F Marry Abraham 92

SIDECAR

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  1. It’s Been Two Days, I Want to Move In 101
  2. Open Faced, Double Stuffed Oreo 95
  3. Hurricane Harvey Weinstein 92

O’NEALS

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  1. Jerks 88
  2. Jawns 84
  3. JV Jerks 80

LOCUST RENDEVOUS 

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  1. Babysitters Fight Club 108
  2. I Fought Jude Law and I Won 105
  3. Tillerson’s Morons 102

FOUNDING FATHERS

  1. Duane’s World 115
  2. Tempura House 115
  3. Who’s On Turd 111

INDUSTRY

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  1. Why Can’t Us 109
  2. Governor Quiz Quiztie 98
  3. Diaranga Boys 86

BARDS

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  1. Squaterhut Bash 103
  2. CGA 97
  3. We Know Routes Bro 91

Time Change for Quizzo Tonight

Action starts tonight at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15, as usual. But due to the Sixers season opener, we’re going to push the Founding Fathers quiz back to 9:15 p.m. Might also be a bit hectic with seating. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up to be patient as we make the switchover. See ya tonight!

Question of the Week

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What company based in Los Angeles was known for it’s EXTREMELY baggy jeans in the late 90s?

1990s Week Begins Tonight!

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It’s all 90s questions, all the time at quizzo this week. Action starts at O’Neals and Sidecar at 8 p.m. On to City Tap House at 10:15. 2 for $20 pizzas. Hope to see ya tonight!

JGT and Chip Host “We Have Fun” on Monday Night

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If you would like to hear one of Philly’s most brilliant minds talk about mankind’s 4.5 billion year plan to leave the solar system before the sun blows up, if you want to hear about Johnny’s Little League baseball team (literally the worst one ever assembled in sports history), and if you’d like to hear Philly best rapper try to rhyme over Yacht Rock beats, then DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW. Monday at 9 p.m. at Good Good Comedy Theatre. $5 a ticket, and it’s BYO, so feel free to bring booze.

We debuted it last month, and had a ton of fun. An entire crowd clapping and singing along to “Crackhead” by Kenn Kweder was pure magic (above), and Chip and my discussion of an actual riot at one of our shows went quite well.

This month, we’ll talk about another disastrous show we did a while back, we’ll have another crowd sing-a-long, and we’ll work in a bit of trivia. If you are free Monday night, want to be part of something really fun, and want to support local comedy, come check us out.

Quizzo Tonight

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Hey gang, just a heads up about tonight’s quizzes:

Quiz at the Industry at 6:30 is a 100% go. $3 beers, great happy hour specials until 7, terrific food, Name That Tune, and a GREAT opportunity to get a win. Totally wide open.

On to Birra at 8. As of now, we’re on, but with the Birds game coming on, we’ll play it by ear. If we get a decent crowd out for the quiz, we’ll do it. If not, we’ll come back next week. Bards at 9:15 is also a GO for tonight. Hard to know what to expect. If it’s a rabid Eagles following that will lose their shit if they turn off the audio, we may can it, but it’s not a huge sports bar so I think it will be OK. Either way, if you’re looking for GUARANTEED action tonight, I’d go with the Industry.

As for the shirt above, before there were the Eagles, there were the Frankford Yellow Jackets. Philly’s first NFL team played in the Northeast and actually won the 1926 NFL title. If you’re interested in the shirt, click here, and as always, you get free shipping with the checkout code “Quizzo”.

Question of the Week

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October 10th is Thelonious Monk’s 100th birthday. What studio album did he release in 1963 which featured the songs Tea for Two and Don’t Blame Me?

JGTAI Scores Are Up

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Here ya go, the latest JGTAI scores. The Invitational will take place on November 19th, so still plenty of time to make a move but I would certainly get your team out next week. You can also score points on the JGT Facebook page. So lots of time to make things happen. As far as places to get a win, City Tap House, Fishtown Brewpub, Industry, and Birra are by far your best bets. None has a dominant team. So get your crew together and make the magic happen. See ya next week!

Pics and Scores of This Week’s Winners

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  1. In the Lead 117
  2. Byron’s Bathhouse 103
  3. Diaranga Boys 102
  4. Double Stuffed Oreo 102

O’NEALS

  1. Jawns 115
  2. Jerks 83
  3. The Wet Bandits 81

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Underground Bard 100
  2. Ibiza 92
  3. Mary Kate and Ashley 90

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. Beast of Bourbon 116
  2. Synchronized Trampoline 116
  3. To FInd a Shark Tooth 105

FOUNDING FATHERS

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  1. You Got Lucky Cat 117
  2. Duane’s World 114
  3. Who’s on Turd 110

INDUSTRY

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  1. Stop the World 105
  2. Booze Doctors 101
  3. You Gotta Be Kitten Me 96

BIRRA

  1. The Official Incubus Fan Club 105 (won tiebreaker)
  2. Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottoms 105
  3. Big Ballers 97

BARDS

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  1. Must Love Pogs 121
  2. The CGA 119
  3. I Drink and I Know Things 119