Everything You Need to Know About the Invitational

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WHO: The teams that earned invites over the past 10 weeks of the spring season.

WHAT: The 5th annual JGT Spring Invitational.

WHEN: Sunday, May 31st at 5:30 p.m.

WHERE: National Mechanics (22 South 3rd Street, between Chestnut and Market)

WHY: Why not?

IS THERE AN ENTRY FEE: Yes, it’s $10 a pop.

WHAT DO I GET FOR MY MONEY? In addition to a shot at over $300 in prizes, there will also be live music between rounds supplied by the Levee Drivers.

EARLIER YOU SAID THE WALLACE BROTHERS. Yeah, I know, they had to cancel a few days ago.

WHY DO BANDS ALWAYS CANCEL ON YOU, GOODTIMES? YOU’RE CHECKS BOUNCING? No, my checks aren’t bouncing. Everything is fine, one of the Wallace Brothers got approved for some surgery and they could only do it on Saturday.

LIKELY STORY. ARE THESE NEW GUYS GONNA BE GOOD? Yep.

ANY BEER SPECIALS? Yep. Evil Genius drafts will be $4.

IS NATIONAL MECHANICS A COOL BAR? Yeah, it’s an awesome bar.

HOW MANY CAN I HAVE ON MY TEAM? Up to 8 players per team.

WHAT IF MY TEAM DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT? CAN I STILL PLAY? If you want to come solo or with a friend, I can try to team you up with another team that’s not maxed out.

WHAT TEAMS HAVE CONFIRMED?

Imaginary Pablo

Synchronized Trampoline

Ruby Tuesdays

ISIS ISIS Baby

Jitney Spears

Duane’s World

Inkspot

Popesack

Missing Heads

Dr. Gary Lewis

Hopservation Desk

There No I in Quizzo

You Can’t Sit With Us

Encyclopedophiles

MAYBES:

Hooter and Chuff

#1 Government Team Competitor

Savage Ear

Bears Love Jazz Hands