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Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate won at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, defeating the Village Idiots, 86-78. Watson et al then used the opportunity to campaign for their favorite candidate in the upcoming election, Alf Landon. “Listen, this Roosevelt character is running the country right into the ground,” said Randy. “Alf is a guy we can trust to get the job done.” Added Sexual Chocolate, “Yeah, Fireside Chats are for hosebags. And what’s the deal with this ‘New Deal’? It’ll never work.”
Site of the Day
New Team name For DC Expos?
Anybody got any ideas for the new DC baseball team name? I kind of like the DC Setups (as in, “That bitch set me up.”) If anybody comes up with a good name, I’ll make an announcement and buy ’em a beer next week at Quizzo. Just put your name idea under comments.
The Houston 500
This is a fairly interesting article about Houston, whose record for sleeping with the most men in a 24 hour period (620) was recently broken.
How to Show Her You Really Love Her
Save her from two masked intruders who break into your home! Even if you have to set the whole thing up, like this guy in Oklahoma did!
Learn to make love the Amish way
The Amish are some of the best lovemakers around, says a new study. Learn their secrets!
Story of the Day
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Boy, I bet Paris Hilton (who, by the way, is completely hideous) won’t make that mistake agian. I think she learned a valuable lesson from that first video. What? You’ve got to be kidding me.
Question of the Week
Beaker serves as lab assissant for what scientist?
Link of the Day
Here’s my latest hilarious attempt to find love on craigslist personals. If you didn’t read my first one, check this out.
Challenge of the Week
Three points short last week. Three teams scored 100, one scored 99, and one 98. I’m going to give you guys one more week to make me look like Ric Flair. Five 100 point games total required over the course of the week.