Randy Watson and S.C. win, voting for Alf Landon

Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate won at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, defeating the Village Idiots, 86-78. Watson et al then used the opportunity to campaign for their favorite candidate in the upcoming election, Alf Landon. “Listen, this Roosevelt character is running the country right into the ground,” said Randy. “Alf is a guy we can trust to get the job done.” Added Sexual Chocolate, “Yeah, Fireside Chats are for hosebags. And what’s the deal with this ‘New Deal’? It’ll never work.”