Fly Eagles Fly, a team that named itself before the Bengals game, was able to knock off the 2nd place TO’s Broken Bones at Doc’s on Monday. But due to an unexplained mishap, Trivia Art took a photo of Bones instead of the Eagles. Then, due to an unexplained mishap, Art forgot to use the flash. Sadly, due to an unexplained mishap, Artie “fell” off the Ben Franklin Bridge “just before I could save him” said sole eyewitness Johnny Goodtimes. “Johnny would be a suspect, because the whole thing seems fishy,” said police chief Snidely Whiplash. “But we have a longstanding policy against detaining international megastars.”

What is Shediac, New Brunswick known as?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The Roll of Quarters was able to finally win a contest after a number of second place finishes, but one of the members of their team, Chester Longfellow, froze to death midway through the third round.

Take the X-Mas quiz!

What would be the most clever title for a Christmas porn movie? Somebody last night at the Bards said it would be “The Twelve Inches of Christmas.” Whoever comes up with the most clever title, I’ll buy a beer for after the new year. Be sure to include your email address when you fill out an answer, so I can contact you if you win.

Wanna do something kool (with a k)in the spirit of the holiday? How about donating money to try and saveIsaiah Zagar’s Magic Garden on 10th and South?

Here’s a collection of some kool and unusual facts about Christmas.

Who was the voice of Sam the Snowman in Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer?