It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The Roll of Quarters was able to finally win a contest after a number of second place finishes, but one of the members of their team, Chester Longfellow, froze to death midway through the third round.

Take the X-Mas quiz!

What would be the most clever title for a Christmas porn movie? Somebody last night at the Bards said it would be “The Twelve Inches of Christmas.” Whoever comes up with the most clever title, I’ll buy a beer for after the new year. Be sure to include your email address when you fill out an answer, so I can contact you if you win.

Wanna do something kool (with a k)in the spirit of the holiday? How about donating money to try and saveIsaiah Zagar’s Magic Garden on 10th and South?

Here’s a collection of some kool and unusual facts about Christmas.

Who was the voice of Sam the Snowman in Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer?

The Ocean’s Drunks were able to pull it out at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The team had been a group of teetottalers, but when they saw how bad Ocean’s 12 sucked, they started drinking heavily, and haven’t stopped since.