Fly Eagles Fly overcome TO’s Broken Bones

Fly Eagles Fly, a team that named itself before the Bengals game, was able to knock off the 2nd place TO’s Broken Bones at Doc’s on Monday. But due to an unexplained mishap, Trivia Art took a photo of Bones instead of the Eagles. Then, due to an unexplained mishap, Art forgot to use the flash. Sadly, due to an unexplained mishap, Artie “fell” off the Ben Franklin Bridge “just before I could save him” said sole eyewitness Johnny Goodtimes. “Johnny would be a suspect, because the whole thing seems fishy,” said police chief Snidely Whiplash. “But we have a longstanding policy against detaining international megastars.”