Fred Ex dissed

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Quote of the week: “All he does is talk. He’s terrible, and you can print that. I was happy when he was in the game.” -Bill Belichick, talking in Sports Illustrated about Fred Ex. Then, Freddie went on record as saying the Patriots were “like little girls“. Uh, Fred, little girls don’t win three Super Bowls in four years. Little girls catch one pass for 11 yards. Then, to prove that he’s completely delusional, he complained about TO taking away from his playing time. Yeah, kind of like Michel Jordan took away from Jim Paxon’s playing time.

More Pompeiian Porn!

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Pompeiian porn just won’t go away! A few weeks after we told you about a controversial ad created by the Brownstein group involving Pompeiian porn, the naughty side of our favorite little apocalyptic island reared it’s sassy head again! Apparently never seen before frescoes will be put on display later this year. The FCC will then make going to Italy illegal, in an effort to save the children. Favorite sentence in the article: “The highlight of the exhibition was a marble statue of the mythological figure of Pan-the god of shepherds and nature-cavorting sexually with a goat.” I’m guessing that WWPD bracelets weren’t all that popular.

Boston Blasted by Bitter Bobby Badtimes

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First of all, I wanted to say hello to all twelve Pats fans who made it down to Philorida. And I wanted to congratulate Sportscenter for rounding up another twenty Floridians and paying them $20 apiece to pretend that they were Pats fans for their post game roundup, so the set wouldn’t be completely silent. You Bostonians support your team almost as much as Oakland supports the Golden State Warriors! Way to go!

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