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This is just a brilliant and hilarious piece of writing on craigslist.
How Many Five Year Olds?
Here’s a pretty funny hypothetical thread. How many five year olds could you take out in a fight? I’m thinking i could take out most of them with one punch. I guess exhaustion would be my main problem. As wave after wave of them came after me, and no break, I would finally falter after the first 25, I think.
You gotta check this out!!!
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Ever seen the Easter Bunny rap? Here’s your chance. This is hilarious. Thanks to White Wilt for the link.
Hogzilla was real!
A team has discovered that an eight foot, 800 pound hogzilla was indeed real. Yeah, no kidding. I hooked up with her on Spring Break ’97.
Question of the Week
What handicap does legendary guitarist Arthel “Doc” Watson have?
2005 Standings
Here’s the biggest winners thus far in 2005.
No Quizzo at Doc’s
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Quizzo at Doc Watson’s will be suspended indefinitely, as Doc’s is now closed indefinitely. I will probably be picking up a new Monday night quizzo within the next couple of weeks. We had a good crowd at Doc’s and I hope we can keep it going elsewhere. Please check back to find out where it’s going to be going on.
Take off my pants and jacket wins at doc’s
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Take Off My Pants and Jacket probably thought they could get away with naming themselves after a Blink 182 album and not being trashed on the website. Wrong! Not only does Blink 182 totally blow, but one of the guys in the band asked my ex-girlfriend to the prom when they were in high school together in San Diego. No s***! She turned him down. It’s not her fault. Women have smaller hearts than men.
Toying with my emotions
Fate is a lot like the date I had three weeks ago: Sweet at first, but turns out to be a real bitch. After a 16-0 start, I picked ODU to go the Sweet Sixteen, had Kansas vs. Charlotte in a Sweet 16 game (they both got eliminated yesterday), and my Syracuse bracket looks like a Dysfunktional Alkaholiks quizzo scoresheet-x’s everywhere. I am hopelessly addicted to this tournament, watching for 24 hours in the past two days. Pathetic, but true. I even had a beer yesterday while watching, bravely ignoring the ulcer that has wracked my body for the past two weeks (don’t tell my doctor). Well, if you’re looking to waste soem time today, how about a little Space Invaders?
Looking for reason to celebrate?
Aw, man, St. Patties Day is over, you’ve got a splitting headache, and worse yet, no excuse to party tonight. Fortunately for you, there’s me. And I have discovered that today is the 1968th anniversary of Caligula being named emperor. So go enjoy untold levels of debauchery tonight in honor of one of the most sick and twisted leaders ever! Or was he? Some people feel that he has received a bum rap.