Here’s the biggest winners thus far in 2005.
No Quizzo at Doc’s
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Quizzo at Doc Watson’s will be suspended indefinitely, as Doc’s is now closed indefinitely. I will probably be picking up a new Monday night quizzo within the next couple of weeks. We had a good crowd at Doc’s and I hope we can keep it going elsewhere. Please check back to find out where it’s going to be going on.
Take off my pants and jacket wins at doc’s
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Take Off My Pants and Jacket probably thought they could get away with naming themselves after a Blink 182 album and not being trashed on the website. Wrong! Not only does Blink 182 totally blow, but one of the guys in the band asked my ex-girlfriend to the prom when they were in high school together in San Diego. No s***! She turned him down. It’s not her fault. Women have smaller hearts than men.
Toying with my emotions
Fate is a lot like the date I had three weeks ago: Sweet at first, but turns out to be a real bitch. After a 16-0 start, I picked ODU to go the Sweet Sixteen, had Kansas vs. Charlotte in a Sweet 16 game (they both got eliminated yesterday), and my Syracuse bracket looks like a Dysfunktional Alkaholiks quizzo scoresheet-x’s everywhere. I am hopelessly addicted to this tournament, watching for 24 hours in the past two days. Pathetic, but true. I even had a beer yesterday while watching, bravely ignoring the ulcer that has wracked my body for the past two weeks (don’t tell my doctor). Well, if you’re looking to waste soem time today, how about a little Space Invaders?
Looking for reason to celebrate?
Aw, man, St. Patties Day is over, you’ve got a splitting headache, and worse yet, no excuse to party tonight. Fortunately for you, there’s me. And I have discovered that today is the 1968th anniversary of Caligula being named emperor. So go enjoy untold levels of debauchery tonight in honor of one of the most sick and twisted leaders ever! Or was he? Some people feel that he has received a bum rap.
More politics
What the hell is up with me lately? Why all these political stories. This one is pretty good. An Inquirer columnist calling city council “stupid”.
I am a genius
Are you kidding me? 16-0 in the first day in my brackets? Here’s the top five after day 1.
1. Me 16-0
2. Jake Neff 15-1
3. Frank Domizio 14-2
4. Graham Baird 14-2
5. Christie Crawford 13-3
5. Janice Heinold 13-3
5. Steve Buckingham 13-3
Spector votes for drilling
Arlen Specter has decided to side with the oil companies, and has voted for drilling in the Alaskan National Park. Here is his defense of that vote. Here’s a good article on the vote to destroy part of this national park.
Kool St. Patrick’s Day Facts
Here’s some pretty kool facts about St. Patrick’s Day I think you might enjoy. For example, did you know that green was considered an unlucky color for a long time?
No quizzo tonight
There will be no quizzo tonight, due to the holiday. Also, hurry up and get your picks in if you haven’t already! You’ve got until 11 o’clock.