Toying with my emotions

Fate is a lot like the date I had three weeks ago: Sweet at first, but turns out to be a real bitch. After a 16-0 start, I picked ODU to go the Sweet Sixteen, had Kansas vs. Charlotte in a Sweet 16 game (they both got eliminated yesterday), and my Syracuse bracket looks like a Dysfunktional Alkaholiks quizzo scoresheet-x’s everywhere. I am hopelessly addicted to this tournament, watching for 24 hours in the past two days. Pathetic, but true. I even had a beer yesterday while watching, bravely ignoring the ulcer that has wracked my body for the past two weeks (don’t tell my doctor). Well, if you’re looking to waste soem time today, how about a little Space Invaders?