Where’s Johnny Takes Commanding Lead

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Where’s Johnny took a rather commanding lead in the Doc Watson’s Big Money Bonanza, but there is still plenty of time for a couple of other teams to make a comeback. The Quizzo Bowl champs held off the Dropkick Finkelstein’s who came in second for the 2nd straight week. The Holy Pontiffs finished third to remain withing striking distance. Here are the standings after four weeks, with four weeks left to play.
1st-Where’s Johnny-18 points
2nd-The Holy Pontiffs-14 points
3rd-Johnny Makes Me Wanna-8 points
3rd-Dropkick Finkelsteins-8 points
5th-The Wanderers-3 points
6th-Claire Huxtable-2 points
6th-Corner of the Bar-2 points
6th-Jolly Bengali’s-2 points
6th-We Put the FU in Fun-2 points

Let’s look at your kitchen

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Hey, former BTNJGT contestant Krystyna is participating in the fringe festival, and needs pics of people’s kitchens. Here’s the scoop.
As a possible addition to my presentation of The
Kitchen, for the Philly Fringe, I would like to fill
the space, be that walls or video, with photographs of
kitchens. If any one has a digital camera or such
media to photo and e-mail these pictures for
consideration I would appreciate it. Please note your
name, if you want your name mentioned or anonymous,
and contact info for records.
Please e-mail kys_4@yahoo.com
Also, do not be afraid to be daring yet honest. Human
(what the hell, and pets) inclusion is great,
particularly in a normal kitchen activity. As time
goes on I will inform those participants whose photos
will be displayed and in what format.

Cruise Out of Control

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The question on everybody’s mind is: was nerve gas used during the filming of Top Gun? How else to explain his insanitology? Here he is on Access Hollywood. This was the interview in which he blasted Brooke Shields. She responded with one of the best verbal b****-slaps ever. “Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens…” Here’s Roeper’s take on Cruise’s relationship with Holmes. The only reason I’m passing on this information is that I care about you. Every single one of you. And I mean it.

Footnote-This is really creepy. I was gonna do some photoshopping to the pic at the top of this story, but every time I tried to open it, it shut down photoshop. I’ve never had that happen before.