This story was written not by Johnny Goodtimes, but by a contestant in the Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest, Jam Master Sean (aka Urbanus). He is one of RPS’s most famous players.
Some people are into quizzo. Some people are into computers. Rock Paper Scissors. The dance of hands. That?s my thing. It?s a thinking person?s game, much like chess. I enjoy the mental aspects of it. Preparing elaborate scripts to use against opponents. Profiling opponents to determine which script would be effective in tournament play. Sometimes just winging it and using a reactive technique. It?s all about being able to read your competition.

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The government is planning on slashing the budgets of NPR and PBS. Sign this petition to encourage them not to!

Happy Birthday to the controversial Dr. Alfred Kinsey, who would turn 111 today.

Finally, a website which proves whether or not the line “We don’t need no stinking badges” is used in a variety of different films. Btw, a few people asked me yesterday where to go to vote for the JGT motto. Just scroll down. It’s on the right side of the page under “poll.”

Johnny Goodtimes would like to extend a happy 30th birthday to Western Omelette star Brett “the Barber” Beefcake (pink hat)! If you or anyone you know has an upcoming b-day, please let Johnny know.

I’ve selected my ten favorite motto ideas. Now it’s time for you to vote for the best one. Your vote will decide what the official Johnny Goodtimes motto will be. Wanna thank everybody who participated. There were a lot of really good ones. Oh, and I got a couple of funny photos when I went home for the weekend. I’ll post them later.

I love cats, but this is one only a mother could love-the two faced cat. Great quote in the news story: “If she makes it, she should be a perfectly normal and healthy cat. Other than having two faces.” Invoking, yet again, one of my favorite quotes of all time. Marion Berry: “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” Heres’ a bunch of other great quotes and weird facts.