My Favorite Santorum quotes

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The idea is that the state doesn’t have rights to limit individuals’ wants and passions. I disagree with that. I think we absolutely have rights because there are consequences to letting people live out whatever wants or passions they desire.
Oh, Ricky. Have you been reading Mao’s Red Book Again?

I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts.
I have no problem with Rick Santorum. I have a problem with the words that come out of his mouth.

“What the Democrats are doing is the equivalent of Adolf Hitler in 1942 saying, ‘I’m in Paris. How dare you invade me. How dare you bomb my city? It’s mine.’ This is no more the rule of the senate than it was the rule of the senate before not to filibuster.”
Yeah, the Democrats are a lot like the Nazis, now that you think about it. Well, except for that whole “destroying Europe and exterminating millions of people because of their religion” thing.

Talikng about priests molesting children.
?Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.?
In fact, I heard that liberals implanted a chip in the priests’ heads that turned them evil!

Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?
Hmmmm, who do I see as more of a threat to national security, terrorists or homosexuals…wow, that’s a real toss up. But, you know, Rick’s right. Carson, Kyan, and Jai are a bigger threat to America than Osama bin laden.

“Another corporate good citizen cooperating with parents to keep kids from inappropriate content has been Wal-Mart.”
Thank you Wal-Mart! You may oppose unions, try to get the minimum wage lowered for your store, destroy mom and pop operations, contribute to our trade deficit with China, and sell deadly weapons, but at least I can’t get my hands on the new 50 Cent cd!

“The elementary error of relativism becomes clear when we look at multiculturalism. Sometime in the 1980s, universities began to champion the importance of ‘diversity’ as a central educational value.”
Thank God for Bob Jones University!

Uh…what?

This morning in a CNN.com story:

Some 200 people took part in a peace vigil in Cincinnati’s Fountain Square. Many carried candles but were told not to light them because of potential harm to the downtown landmark.

Don’t light your candles because you might set a fountain on fire? But aren’t fountains filled…with…water???

Why Beat The Champs Will Be Better Than Quizzo Bowl

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Though I thought that Quizzo Bowl I was, overall, a success, there were a number of things that could be improved for the next event.

a) Downtime. Yes, there was too much downtime. That was because I didn’t have enough graders. There will be several more graders. There will also be a few less questions (we’ll be going 12 per round instead of 15), and my answer sheets will be better organized.

b) Ended too late for a Sunday night. I have corrected that by lessening the downtime and moving the starting time up a half an hour.

c) The food situation. Last time, we went with more of a snack menu. This time, a full dinner menu will be offered.

d) Most importantly, THERE WILL BE NO BELLYDANCING. Yes, you may breathe a sigh of relief. The breakdancers will not come into the crowd and try to get you to dance with them on the tables.

The ticket situation is a little convoluted when you go to buy tickets online. Do not pay attention to the seating chart. It is useless. After you click on “Buy Tickets”, just click on “Quick Pick Tickets” on the next page. Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door. So far, we’ve sold about 50 tickets. Also, I am extending the deadline to get in your bonus points. You must submit your points to me by next Thursday, August 25th.

This is Great!

Got this email from fellow quizmaster John this morning:

So what do you do when an actual fight breaks out at Quizo? I don’t
think there’s a three-ring binder for that one.

This actually happened at Downey’s tonight. Some a****** who wasn’t
playing was shouting out answers, I asked him to stop like five times,
the bartender asked him to stop, and finally in the middle of Round 2
one of the other players just walked over and took a swing at the guy.
Clocked him right in the side of the head. Bouncers were called, et
al. Stopped the game for a good twenty minutes.

That’s priceless. If the guy who got punched decides to sue, I honestly think that we should raise funds for the attackers defense team.

The Kyle Dunleavy Steel Drum Quartet Signs On!

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Johnny Goodtimes is extremely excited to announce that the featured band for the Beat the Champs Spectacular is going to be the Kyle Dunleavy Steel Drum Quartet. Kyle, who is a professional steel drum manufacturer, has been performing professionally for over 10 years. His travels have taken him all over the Northeast, from Maine down to Virginia. He also spent time playing with a number of Caribbean orchestras while on a musical pilgrimage in Trinidad and Tobago. Dunleavy, who graduated from the internationally acclaimed Hartt School of Music, will be joined by three other musicians, a bass player, a percussionist, and a vibraphonist. Johnny will have more details about the band in the near future.

Happy Birthdays!

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Just wanted to say Happy Birthday to two of the most influential people of the last 250 years. First, we have Napoloeon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French and King of Italy (remember, he designed their flag). But his death is the casue of more speculation than his birth, as many people think he was poisoned. Here’s an interesting article on that. Also celebrating a birthday today is Ben Affleck, star of the box office sensation Gigli. If anyone out there has seen this movie, please give me a review. Here’s what the critics said when it came out. This is pretty funny.