I’m not really sure why I’m even promoting this (after all, I’m going to be out of town on Friday), but I guess I should let you know that QuizzoMan is going to be hosting a superhero quizzo on friday at the Franklin Institute, starting at 10 p.m. There will be a showing of the movie Superman at 6:45 p.m.at the IMAX, and QuizzoMan will get the party started shortly after the conclusion of the film. Admission to the quizzo is free, admission to the movie is $11. You do not have to go to the movie to play quizzo (although Superman on IMAX sounds kind of kool.) The quizzo will be about Superheroes, running the gamut from comics to cartoons to movies to sports players nicknames. And yes, they will be serving alcohol! QuizzoMan would have written his own press release, but he’s too busy fighting crime and poorly worded trivia questions.

In life, there always seems to be a small wrinkle that make our fantasies not quite as exciting when they reach reality. Such was the case this past weekend, as I was lucky enough to see a hot lesbian oil wrestle on an inner tube…yet unlucky enough to see her oil wrestling my sister. In other words, my brother-in-law’s fantasy came entirely true, while mine came in at about 50%. I mean, my sister is cute and all, but I really didn’t need to see her oil wrestling. In case you were wondering, the fight was pretty intense, and there was a lot of controversy surrounding who won.

Hey peeps, I got Spanish class, but I’ll be back this afternoon with some more info on friday night’s event, which wil be hosted by QuizzoMan. And I’ll have mroe details on lesbian oil wrestling, though I only got one photo. So check back then. In the meantime, read these H. Ross Perot quotes I posted last year on his birthday (he turned 76 yesterday).

Now, I have to admit, I don’t know a ton about superheros and supervillains. That’s probably part of the reason why, instead of hiring me, the science museum has elected to hire QuizzoMan. But I do have a few favorites. I am particularly fond of the Brown Hornet and the Riddler, especially when the Riddler was on the Batman show in the 1960s. That Riddler was awesome. Who is your favorite Superhero or Supervillain?

The lovely Ginger, Philadelphia’s official beer lass, will be hosting the wild card round tonight at quizzo at O’Neals and the Bards. She’ll also be annoying, uh, I mean, fascinating you with various beer facts thoughout the night, and yes, there is a decent chance the wild card round will have to do with beer.
Related: Join Ginger (aka Suz) on MySpace.
Related: Ginger and Johnny do Camden.

Aw man, it’s one of those days where I have so much to do that I’m paralyzed by the reality of it all. Plus I gotta watch this Brazil game. Ahhhhhhhhh! Why am I wasting time writing this? I’ve got some amazing, incredible news to pass along soon. Lemme get caught up w/ everything else and then I’ll hit you with that news manana. And remember to keep your calendars open for Friday. I think this Quizzoman thing could be interesting. Or a complete disaster. Either way, it’ll be worth checking out.

Well, I’m having car problems in Virginia. So you’ll have to wait until tommorrow to read about the hot lesbian oil wrestling that took place on the beach on Saturday. Yeah, I’m serious. But it had it’s good side and it’s bad side. I’ve got a remarkably uneven sunburn that looks and feels great. And I’ve got it on good authority that the local Commonwealth’s Attorney has begun watching soccer on univision after reading about how great it was on this website. See, we are making a difference! So anyways, I’m getting the car looked at and will be rolling into the city tonight, so I’ll holla atcha manana.
Time Machine: Two years ago, Johnny listens to satanic music and has an absolutely reprehensible haircut.

Alright, peoples, I’m heading home to Virginia (not to be confused with West Virginia) for the weekend, but got a few comments to make before I leave. First of all, got a lot of weird comments when I posted a photo of a girl with big boobs on the site the other day. It started withan angry rant that I was completely convinced was from my ex-girlfriend, but then turned out to be from some dude (The comments were posted under the Fado Philly Style Mag story, not the big boob story.) Anyways, to let you ladies who check the site know that I haven’t forgotten about you, I’m leaving this week with a photo of Brad Pitt.

Secondly, there is apparently some sort of big free quizzo event at the Franklin Institute next friday. I don’t know many details, b/c after the cartoon fiasco, I wasn’t invited back. Instead, they hired a guy I’ve never heard of. His name is QuizzoMan, and he supposedly has super trivia powers and wears really tight tights and a mask. If I hear anything else about it, I’ll post something about it next week.

Also, I wanna thank everybody for posting so many comments on the site lately (although some of them have been really strange.) The website is always more fun when it’s interactive. Sorry to the teams who won on Thursday, but I’ll try to post your stories this weekend when I get home. If not, they’ll go up Monday. Finally, if you haven’t read the heartwarming tale of my RPS victory, I ask you to please read it now. It may inspire you to do great things yourself someday.