Polls will be closing tomorrow in the vote for what movie we’re gonna be showing at the Troc in two weeks. It is an extremely tight race as of right now, so your vote will make a huge difference. Just scroll down a bit and look on the right side of the page to vote.
Half Baked Tonight
Half Baked is gonna be showing at the Trocadero (1003 Arch) tonight, with the Wheel of Terrific kicking things off at 7:30 p.m. Tonight will include special co-host “The Lovely Ginger”. Now, this movie is about weed, but I’d like to remind you: marijuana is a deadly, deadly drug, and anyone who is suspected of coming to this movie with a reefer buzz will be summarily executed. Discipline must be maintained.
Sports Trivia
Alright, guys, I’m gonna post the pics from last week with a sports trivia question underneath it. Sorry it took so long to get started today but the server crashed. Anyways, I’m gonna post a question and you post the answer in the comments section. One guess per person.
Rocky Horror! Two Major Upsets this week!
The week began with Rocky Horror at the Troc on Monday. We had a great crowd for the Wheel of Terrific, and they were treated to games such as “Jenga of the Undead” and “The Reverend Ted Experience”, in which a contestant had to speak out about the abomination of gay marriage, then get a massage from a gay prostitute. Of course, they were also treated to sexy bartender Marianne (above) and a Rocky Horror troupe performing the movie onstage.
Click below to read about this week’s major upsets and best team names.
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Remember to vote!
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Happy Birthday Eve!
Rumors of a love affair between rapper Eve and local quizmaster Johnny Goodtimes continue to circulate wildly in Goodtimes mind. “Yeah, things are going pretty well for Eve and I right now,” said Goodtimes, who has been sniffing a lot of glue lately. “So today, for her birthday, I’m going to be taking her somewhere real nice, like Applebee’s or maybe even Red Lobster. Anywhere she wants to go, provided I have coupons to said restaurant.” And for dessert? “Well, let’s just put it this way,” said a coy quizmaster. “For dessert, we’ll be going somewhere that starts with a ‘D’ and ends with a ‘N’ and has ‘airy quee’ in the middle.”
No go Toronto
Yeah, I blew it. I came home last night thinking I could line up a last minute flight. And I could have. But the tickets to participate in the tourney were sold out by then, so it looks like I’ll be sticking around Philly this weekend. Anybody know anything fun going on?
That’s Gross
Ancient Romans used urine as mouthwash, and Portuguese Urine was considered to be primo, only used by aristocrats. What’s more, it actually worked! Urine contains ammonia, which is still used in dental products. Here’s the lowdown.
So that’s how you do it
Asked the secret of his staying power by a reporter who had watched a succession of women parade into, and out of, the champion’s room, (former boxing champion Jack) Johnson supposedly said, “Eat jellied eels and think distant thoughts.”
Mmmmmmm. Jellied eels.
Johnnygoodtimes.com: Your K-Fed headquarters
Apparently K-Fed rocked the house last night in Chicago, playing to a pretty decent sized crowd once the House of Blues decided to make tickets free b/c nobody bought any. Here were some quotes from the story:
-“Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here,” said the rapper. “You know I’m a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?”
-“All my ladies,” he said from stage, “I love you to death!”
-“Ladies if you’re drunk, let me hear you scream!” he shouted. Later he added, “I represent the g–damned West Coast.”
– “It’s a party for K Federline. Gonna rock and roll,” he announced.
Oh God Britney, can’t you please just give him one more chance? Please? You can’t let this kind of guy slip away! He’s representing the g-damned West Coast, for goodness sakes! I mean, his album sold over 6,000 copies this past week (which is what I would expect to sell, honestly, if I released a rap album), and will probably end up selling around 2 million when all is said and done.