Your K-Fed headquarters

Apparently K-Fed rocked the house last night in Chicago, playing to a pretty decent sized crowd once the House of Blues decided to make tickets free b/c nobody bought any. Here were some quotes from the story:
-“Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here,” said the rapper. “You know I’m a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?”
-“All my ladies,” he said from stage, “I love you to death!”
-“Ladies if you’re drunk, let me hear you scream!” he shouted. Later he added, “I represent the g–damned West Coast.”
– “It’s a party for K Federline. Gonna rock and roll,” he announced.

Oh God Britney, can’t you please just give him one more chance? Please? You can’t let this kind of guy slip away! He’s representing the g-damned West Coast, for goodness sakes! I mean, his album sold over 6,000 copies this past week (which is what I would expect to sell, honestly, if I released a rap album), and will probably end up selling around 2 million when all is said and done.