Goodtimes hears from Dimeo’s Lawyer

Dunno if you read the comment left under the Year in Review November, but I will quote it here, then offer my reaction. It is in reference to this:
Be advised that your above reference to Mr. DiMeo in the City Paper awards was done purely out of humor on the part of A.D. Amorosi of the Philly City Paper and was NOT actually part of the CP Awards. Thus the reason it was not published and only posted online.

For you to state this as if it were a material fact, is not accurate. The City Paper has recently clarified that it was indeed posted online only for humor and meant no harm to anyone involved. It has since been complely removed by City Paper, yet you seem to mislead your audience into thinking it was actually part of the CP awards.

We request that you add clarification to your online statements and remove the innacurate statements completely.

If you wish to discuss this matter, feel free to contact me directly at (215) 399-1346, as I am currently representing, Mr. DiMeo as Plaintiff in other related litigation.

Thank you.

To read Johnny’s response, click below.

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What are your resolutions?

Mine are as follows:
1) Get better organized. That is my resolution every year, and it doesn’t usually work out so well.
2) Get back into comedy, and record at least one rap song.
3) At some point during the year, have a date #2 (with the same person date #1 was with, if possible.)

And of course there is the one that I will be filling you in on shortly, since you will be helping me with it. Anyway, post your New Year’s Resolutions below and I’ll be back in the early afternoon.

Big things in 2007

A quick reminder for all responsible males in the area who want to do their part to make Philly a world class city: I’ve got your New Year’s Resolution covered. I am undertaking the most ambitious project of my life and I will not succeed without your help. I don’t need your money, all I need is a little bit of your time to achieve the lofty goal I have set for myself. I will have more details at the start of the New Year.

Inquizzinator tonight

Hey gang, I started driving up the road today and then decided I wanted to spend a little more time with my family. So the Inquizzinator is gonna take control tonight. Now, now, I’m coming back on Saturday, so if you’ll just wipe the tears out of your eyes, maybe we can do something together on Saturday. Anybody got any fun ideas? The night before New Years should be good.

The YEAR IN REVIEW

Alright, I’m starting work on the World Famous Johnny Goodtimes Year in Review. While I do work, why don’t you check out a couple of past year in reviews. Ah, good ol’ 2005, when JGT went Punkin’ Chunkin’, went to Intercourse, and tried to advertise on a baby. Let’s also take you way back to 2004, when Russians went rubber woman rafting, Johnny had his laundry stolen by a crackhead, and JGT dated a hot Jersey girl.

Merry Christmas Bedford Falls! Merry Christmas You Old Savings and Loan!

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Just got done drinking a little wine and watching Wonderful Life. It’s as good on the 15th viewing as it was on the first. Here’s a downright hilarious article about why Pottersville is soooooo much kooler than Bedford Falls.
The sole bar in town appears to be Martini’s, a rest home which has a policy against admitting anyone under the age of 60. The strict family values of its devoutly Catholic Neapolitan owner, heavily watered drinks, the constant attention of a kindly bartender who knows your mother and a particularly anodyne menu of Christmas music are the attractions of this morgue, where your chances of getting lucky range between nil and zero.

Rocked the mic with a little “Christmas in Hollis” at my grader party last night. I wish I had video, but I got some good photos. I gotta be honest, I kicked total ass, and the 22 year old girls at the party gave me extended glances before deciding that they weren’t interested.

Looking forward to Christmas day. Will watch a little Christmas Caroll early while we wait for my sis to get here, then watch Elf while we open presents. One of my best friends is a big Cowboys fan, so I’ve invited him and his family to come by and watch as the Eagles destroy them manana. Then, in the spirit of Christmas, I will laugh heartily at his expense and tell him what a fraud his favorite team is. Ah, I love the holidays. Anyways, I just wanna wish you all a joyous Christmas and be sure to check back this week as I work on my world famous “Year in Review” both here and in this week’s Philadelphia Metro.