Get Fired Up!


Two more days, people. Two more days. But a quick complaint. What does everyone remember about last year’s final four? George Mason’s improbable run. I remember a ton of people saying right after that that the mid-majors were going to start getting the respect they deserve. Well, last year the mid-majors got 8 at large bids, this year they got six. They got less a year after one of them went all the way to the Final Four!!! Apparently the NCAA wants to lessen the chances of another Cinderella story. Uh, isn’t that what makes this whole tourney so great
RELATED: Win $250 in the JGT Barristers Bracket Challenge!!! It’s free to enter, and winner walks with $125 cash and $125 in gift certificates. No tricks, no gimmicks. Just sign up and win!

Quizzo Tonight

Hey peeps. Gonna be playing quizzo tonight at the Dark Horse (Headhouse Square) in case anyone wants to challenge me. You should probably stay home. You’re gonna lose. It starts at 9 p.m. (no, not like me. Actually at 9 p.m.)

Win $250 in the Barristers Bracket Spectacular!

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It’s the best time of the year to be a sports fan. By far the best playoff system in all of sports (with the possible exception of the sheer genius that is the BCS), the NCAA tournament will mean that I will spend four days this week, starting Thursday, on a barstool in front of a television for 12 hours each day. Try to stop me. Anyways, enough bluster, let’s make some picks. Here’s how it works. Click here, then enter the group ID #: 85004 and the password: goodtimes. Then make your picks. If you don’t already have a yahoo account, you have to create one. (Yeah, it sucks but it only takes a minute.) Don’t worry if you don’t know anything about basketball! The person who wins these things is always someone who picks the teams according to their jersey colors. Whoever gets the most points is gonna walk away with $125 in gift certificates to Barristers and $125 in cash. Barristers (1823 Sansom) has the Tourney Ticket, and will thus be showing every single tournament game. There will also be great beer and food specials I will tell you about soon.

Back in the Saddle Again

Well, I left Hawaii at 12:30 a.m. and spent the whole day flying, arriving in Philly at 5:45 p.m. I was totally cursed on the airplane, as one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen sat in the seat directly in front of mine. I spent the whole flight angry, thinking about how much better the flight would be if I had been assigned one row away from where I was. Damn! Anyways, I’ve got a couple more stories to tell at some point, and we’re gonna start the Barristers Bracket Challenge soon as well. Wanna thank Jam Master Sean and Dark Horse John for doing such a great job while I was gone. And speaking of great jobs, I thought Ern totally kicked ass on the website. He’s earned himself a weekly column on the site, if he wants it.

Oh, and no mas Wheel of Terrific at the Troc. El finito. So I am gonna straight chill tonight and do some cleaning, then get ready to return to action manana. Word.

darth abandons website

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As you may or may not know the clocks go forward one hour on Sunday so I have to get back to the Deathstar. You’d be amazed how many clocks there are on a Deathstar)
I had fun! I haven’t been called this many names since Jedi Camp at Parris Island.
I hope this means you’ll be voting for me for “The Most Hated Man In QUIZZO” Award.
Until then: May the Force NOT be with you! Btawhahahahaha…